So I meet this nice woman walking her dog in the neighborhood. The neighborhood gossip lady tells me she was asking if I am married, etc, etc. I ask the gossip lady what the woman's story is and she goes: well several months ago, when the ambulance took her husband away, the cops took her off in hand cuffs, they seemed to be heavy heavy drinkers and two months ago her husband died of a "seizure" and his family believes that she did him in. Ooh wow, I think a stone-cold black widow.

So we talk several times, she asks me out, I say uh, ok. the other day, she says I love this one nursery for my yard, lets go and check it out, come on over the door will be open, just walk right in. So, I go over, thinking all the time: what nursery is open this late? and who names their dog, Ginger Precious? Anyhow, I spend 45 minutes with her looking at photo albums of her husband, isn't he handsome, doesn't he have great hair, etc. etc. She is kissing her fingers and touching them to his pictures and I am thinking- haven't I seen this behavior in a slasher flick? We take a walk in the park, she wants to walk to the river, I am thinking that is an awfully long walk, then she says, "don't you want to walk to the river and get se-xy?" So we make out. So I drive her home, so in the car I am three fingers deep and she is yelling do me do me, I want you inside me. If you don't do me right now, I won't even bother to walk by your house anymore. All I am thinking is how do I get myself into these situations. I don't do it and she has not called or walked by the house to say to hi. And I am sure that I have dodged another bullet.

No, you are not a manwhore. She, however, I could talk about for an hour having been her once. Suffice it to say she is void filling.

Okay let me edit this to say, that I never went after someone in that manner!!!!! (just re read this). I meant I have been her in the sense that she is widowed and trying to move along way before she is ready.

Wow

Hmmm...you stuck in yer thumb...& pulled out a psycho!

It's commonly referred to as "skin hunger". I'm guessing in your line of work TB, you've seen that?

whoa.. i would have dipped out when she started the finger kissing. but good choice man

Do i hear Wedding bells?

Stuck in yer thumb & pulled out a psycho brings an entirely new and different meaning to...



Tastes like chicken...

You shoulda done it.

I hope you washed your hands!

should beat the brakes off it

Seriously...............TMI

OK everybody this is getting out of hand. Anyone wishing to sniff Rich's finger, please form an orderly queue!

omg no way

Gee......I would get on the line for going for a walk with him. .....but not the one to sniff his fingers!!

ditto