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Caution : Contains high levels of alcohol And low levels of semen None in rectum , unlike you!!! You only knew about that because you tasted it. No, i sold your *** to some homeless guy. He assured me he'd be gentle with you!! Easiest euro i ever earned!!! |
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great an english man and irish man trying to turn this into a "rainbow connection " thread
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Caution : Contains high levels of alcohol And low levels of semen None in rectum , unlike you!!! You only knew about that because you tasted it. No, i sold your *** to some homeless guy. He assured me he'd be gentle with you!! Easiest euro i ever earned!!! 1 Euro?! Thats barely even a tip! Mind you thats all he was able to give me, all he had was 'a tip'. Thats why i thought he was you. |
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great an english man and irish man trying to turn this into a "rainbow connection " thread There has gotta be a joke in there somewhere! |
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Caution : Contains high levels of alcohol And low levels of semen None in rectum , unlike you!!! You only knew about that because you tasted it. No, i sold your *** to some homeless guy. He assured me he'd be gentle with you!! Easiest euro i ever earned!!! 1 Euro?! Thats barely even a tip! Mind you thats all he was able to give me, all he had was 'a tip'. Thats why i thought he was you. |
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great an english man and irish man trying to turn this into a "rainbow connection " thread There has gotta be a joke in there somewhere! Wouldn't count on it matey, ha ha!! |
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Caution : Contains high levels of alcohol And low levels of semen None in rectum , unlike you!!! You only knew about that because you tasted it. No, i sold your *** to some homeless guy. He assured me he'd be gentle with you!! Easiest euro i ever earned!!! 1 Euro?! Thats barely even a tip! Mind you thats all he was able to give me, all he had was 'a tip'. Thats why i thought he was you. Was a bit hard not to since he was 6ft 7" tall and sang 'My name is Andy, some people know me as Talldub' constantly. |
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"You are here."
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Caution : Contains high levels of alcohol And low levels of semen None in rectum , unlike you!!! You only knew about that because you tasted it. No, i sold your *** to some homeless guy. He assured me he'd be gentle with you!! Easiest euro i ever earned!!! 1 Euro?! Thats barely even a tip! Mind you thats all he was able to give me, all he had was 'a tip'. Thats why i thought he was you. Was a bit hard not to since he was 6ft 7" tall and sang 'My name is Andy, some people know me as Talldub' constantly. Was he screaming in pain trying to penetrate the dense coarse pubic hair around your arse? Could be mistaken for singing I suppose! |
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"You could be a winner! No purchase necessary. Details inside."
 It's the only one I could think of, not already taken. 
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"You could be a winner! No purchase necessary. Details inside." It's the only one I could think of, not already taken. How about "For a good time don't call me" ha ha! |
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Caution : Contains high levels of alcohol And low levels of semen None in rectum , unlike you!!! You only knew about that because you tasted it. No, i sold your *** to some homeless guy. He assured me he'd be gentle with you!! Easiest euro i ever earned!!! 1 Euro?! Thats barely even a tip! Mind you thats all he was able to give me, all he had was 'a tip'. Thats why i thought he was you. Was a bit hard not to since he was 6ft 7" tall and sang 'My name is Andy, some people know me as Talldub' constantly. Was he screaming in pain trying to penetrate the dense coarse pubic hair around your arse? Could be mistaken for singing I suppose! No he was definately singing, he was even playing the banjo at the same time. Proper Irish style too, it went 'A-twiddley-diddley-diddley dee' as does all Irish music. |
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"In case of emergency"
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Caution : Contains high levels of alcohol And low levels of semen None in rectum , unlike you!!! You only knew about that because you tasted it. No, i sold your *** to some homeless guy. He assured me he'd be gentle with you!! Easiest euro i ever earned!!! 1 Euro?! Thats barely even a tip! Mind you thats all he was able to give me, all he had was 'a tip'. Thats why i thought he was you. Was a bit hard not to since he was 6ft 7" tall and sang 'My name is Andy, some people know me as Talldub' constantly. Was he screaming in pain trying to penetrate the dense coarse pubic hair around your arse? Could be mistaken for singing I suppose! No he was definately singing, he was even playing the banjo at the same time. Proper Irish style too, it went 'A-twiddley-diddley-diddley dee' as does all Irish music. Can't recall U2 songs sounding like that!! Mind you, better than sh!te like Lilly Allan or the spice racks (girls). Or that stupid fkn vindoloo song!! |
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on yourself what would it be?...mine would have "as is"  Violators will be towed at owner’s expense |
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"Trespassers will be violated"
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If You Can Read This You're In Range.
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THIS side up.
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Edited by
alternativa
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Sat 07/11/09 04:29 PM
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My sister is reading these with me. She's not a member, but wants her label added:
Caution, may be hot. Sorry, goofed... she said that was for me. She's biased though. |
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Love comes in spurts.
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