"well, we'll probably wind up kissing then he'll invite me to his place and i can't resist a big safe bed with a set of nice big man arms."



You should lay off the drugs girl! You might need a barn if all it takes is for him to kiss you and invite you back to his place for you to drop your pants and hop in his big safe bed. You'd say no if he had one of those little unsafe cots that might snap a leg under your writhings? Are you asking why you'd need a barn?...'cause you're going to get rode hard and put away wet... ALOT!

While your kickin' it on the couch stoned on Zanex, maybe you should look up the term self respect in the dictionary. JMO

"well, we'll probably wind up kissing then he'll invite me to his place and i can't resist a big safe bed with a set of nice big man arms."



You should lay off the drugs girl! You might need a barn if all it takes is for him to kiss you and invite you back to his place for you to drop your pants and hop in his big safe bed. You'd say no if he had one of those little unsafe cots that might snap a leg under your writhings? Are you asking why you'd need a barn?...'cause you're going to get rode hard and put away wet... ALOT!

While your kickin' it on the couch stoned on Zanex, maybe you should look up the term self respect in the dictionary. JMO





HERE COMES THE WRECKING CREW

Firstly, i'm not stoned. Secondly... I'm not sure. Thirdly, he's not a threat.

my hand is up over here..

Baloney Sandwich!

i'll believe it when i see it and i'll never eat it

did someone say free food?

I have never been abused. I don't come from a derranged family.

Yes, I am not lying. No, I don't give a crap if you are indecisive about believing me or not. Yes, chinchillas are fluffy.

pork product?

can there be any worse combination of words to describe 'food'

i have been and i am.

Uh ok. Pat on the back.

but what about chinchilla?

I'll be working as usual. I still don't have any money.

Or an enchillada!!!

Soft chinchilla is soft.
Fluffy chinchilla is fluffy.
Pictureless girl needs pictures.
Bored Mike is bored.
Working Mike gets off at 5:15.
Chinchilla-less Mike wants a chinchilla.

"well, we'll probably wind up kissing then he'll invite me to his place and i can't resist a big safe bed with a set of nice big man arms."



You should lay off the drugs girl! You might need a barn if all it takes is for him to kiss you and invite you back to his place for you to drop your pants and hop in his big safe bed. You'd say no if he had one of those little unsafe cots that might snap a leg under your writhings? Are you asking why you'd need a barn?...'cause you're going to get rode hard and put away wet... ALOT!

While your kickin' it on the couch stoned on Zanex, maybe you should look up the term self respect in the dictionary. JMO

Somebody is taking Xanax?

Gimme gimme gimme some xanaxs

a post isnt a post until enter mirror

i tried that once.

That mirror is high on xanax