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Topic: Whooo Hoooo!!
metalwing Joined Fri 11/14/08 Posts: 26218	Mon 07/20/09 05:30 PM
Come on Nessa! I think you would make a fine guard. What do you say?

Rapunzel Joined Tue 08/22/06 Posts: 16246	Mon 07/20/09 05:35 PM
Come on Nessa! I think you would make a fine guard. What do you say? dude , i already told you what part of NO do you not understand... the N or the O ???

metalwing Joined Fri 11/14/08 Posts: 26218	Mon 07/20/09 05:41 PM
Come on Nessa! I think you would make a fine guard. What do you say? dude , i already told you what part of NO do you not understand... the N or the O ??? OK. Wanna be a prisoner? You might get to smooch Elvis?

Rapunzel Joined Tue 08/22/06 Posts: 16246	Mon 07/20/09 06:02 PM Edited by Rapunzel on Mon 07/20/09 06:28 PM
Come on Nessa! I think you would make a fine guard. What do you say? dude , i already told you what part of NO do you not understand... the N or the O ??? OK. Wanna be a prisoner? You might get to smooch Elvis? you don't give up, do you ? being a prisoner is not my idea of fun oh and i can hardly be upset with your cute persistence i have to give you lots of credit for tenacity though and Elvis? No thanks he is just not my type my type is a rugged yet intelligent Military Man

Holly4459 Joined Sun 06/29/08 Posts: 34785	Mon 07/20/09 06:12 PM
Hi Warden!!!!!

metalwing Joined Fri 11/14/08 Posts: 26218	Mon 07/20/09 06:12 PM
Come on Nessa! I think you would make a fine guard. What do you say? dude , i already told you what part of NO do you not understand... the N or the O ??? OK. Wanna be a prisoner? You might get to smooch Elvis? you don't give up, do you ? being a prisoner is not my idea of fun plus you cannot imprison the willing oh and i can hardly be upset with your cute persistence i have to give you lots of credit for tenacity though and Elvis? No thanks he is just not my type my type is a rugged yet intelligent Miitary Man ((Nessa Honey! I served honorably in the US military. Now get over her and give me some smooches!))

Rapunzel Joined Tue 08/22/06 Posts: 16246	Mon 07/20/09 06:19 PM Edited by Rapunzel on Mon 07/20/09 06:27 PM
No thanks ,.,.i like men who are Alive for starters strong and buffed with lighter hair & not so demonstrative and someone with the utmost of integrity love & respect someone like this might be nice or this a mermaid and a merman

Holly4459 Joined Sun 06/29/08 Posts: 34785	Mon 07/20/09 06:41 PM
wow -this is like a reality show what's next warden? Jerry Springer? a paternity test for Elvis???

metalwing Joined Fri 11/14/08 Posts: 26218	Mon 07/20/09 06:43 PM
Hi Warden!!!!! Warden Metal That looks like the dance of a pretty happy prisoner to me! Let me show you some of the new prison gear I had installed. (( Goes over to wall an presses button. Large glass container Marked "ORGASMATRON" comes down from ceiling and traps Holly and Nessa (who is just visiting). Light flash, waves of energy pulse through Holly and Nessa causing them to have exactly one hundred consecutive orgasms. OOps! Sorry Nessa. I never used this thing before!

Holly4459 Joined Sun 06/29/08 Posts: 34785	Mon 07/20/09 07:04 PM
Warden I am calling Larry King!!! This needs to be on TV!!! And...OHHHHH!!! YESSSSSSSS!!!!!! !!!

Pata Joined Sat 07/07/07 Posts: 23705	Mon 07/20/09 08:33 PM
Ive seen mermen!!!!!! I need to go get my space outfit now....... woo hoo......

STARTRAVELER Joined Thu 02/14/08 Posts: 9691	Mon 07/20/09 08:47 PM
Ive seen mermen!!!!!! I need to go get my space outfit now....... woo hoo...... You silly overheated space alien you !I dare you to put that on .He gave you one he got from a space overstock store .It originated in the soyuz space program ! It's patched with bubble gum and bicycle patches ! Kinda like one parachute ,You think that moron will share ?

Rapunzel Joined Tue 08/22/06 Posts: 16246	Mon 07/20/09 09:04 PM Edited by Rapunzel on Mon 07/20/09 09:59 PM
Hi Warden!!!!! Warden Metal That looks like the dance of a pretty happy prisoner to me! Let me show you some of the new prison gear I had installed. (( Goes over to wall an presses button. Large glass container Marked "ORGASMATRON" comes down from ceiling and traps Holly and Nessa (who is just visiting). Light flash, waves of energy pulse through Holly and Nessa causing them to have exactly one hundred consecutive orgasms. OOps! Sorry Nessa. I never used this thing before! oh my God...Joe ... My you have a very wandering imagination you better clean up your act big time when Lady Nessa enters the room with her cat of nine tails ready to command respect

Rapunzel Joined Tue 08/22/06 Posts: 16246	Mon 07/20/09 09:07 PM
wow -this is like a reality show what's next warden? Jerry Springer? a paternity test for Elvis??? haha ...and fifty women all saying they have his child

Pata Joined Sat 07/07/07 Posts: 23705	Mon 07/20/09 09:32 PM
Ive seen mermen!!!!!! I need to go get my space outfit now....... woo hoo...... You silly overheated space alien you !I dare you to put that on .He gave you one he got from a space overstock store .It originated in the soyuz space program ! It's patched with bubble gum and bicycle patches ! Kinda like one parachute ,You think that moron will share ? Looks through prisoner inventories....... whats this??? prisoner startraveler no. 696969999999......ooooooooo look at this fat wad of cash, Ima take my lunch break.... I need to go shopping........

STARTRAVELER Joined Thu 02/14/08 Posts: 9691	Mon 07/20/09 09:44 PM
Ive seen mermen!!!!!! I need to go get my space outfit now....... woo hoo...... You silly overheated space alien you !I dare you to put that on .He gave you one he got from a space overstock store .It originated in the soyuz space program ! It's patched with bubble gum and bicycle patches ! Kinda like one parachute ,You think that moron will share ? Looks through prisoner inventories....... whats this??? prisoner startraveler no. 696969999999......ooooooooo look at this fat wad of cash, Ima take my lunch break.... I need to go shopping........ At least you got the 69 right

STARTRAVELER Joined Thu 02/14/08 Posts: 9691	Mon 07/20/09 10:01 PM
Play your cards right Pata and theres more money where that came from ! More numbers too !

Pata Joined Sat 07/07/07 Posts: 23705	Mon 07/20/09 10:10 PM
Ive seen mermen!!!!!! I need to go get my space outfit now....... woo hoo...... You silly overheated space alien you !I dare you to put that on .He gave you one he got from a space overstock store .It originated in the soyuz space program ! It's patched with bubble gum and bicycle patches ! Kinda like one parachute ,You think that moron will share ? Looks through prisoner inventories....... whats this??? prisoner startraveler no. 696969999999......ooooooooo look at this fat wad of cash, Ima take my lunch break.... I need to go shopping........ At least you got the 69 right I knew you´d like that.......

Pata Joined Sat 07/07/07 Posts: 23705	Mon 07/20/09 10:15 PM
Play your cards right Pata and theres more money where that came from ! More numbers too ! Im sorry..... prison staff can not associate with the criminals.....

metalwing Joined Fri 11/14/08 Posts: 26218	Tue 07/21/09 02:19 AM
Play your cards right Pata and theres more money where that came from ! More numbers too ! Im sorry..... prison staff can not associate with the criminals..... Warden Metal See! Officer Pata is the BEST! (Hands Officer Pata a special key to the ORGASMATRON. "Here, uh ... in case ... you need .... uh ... to do ... uh ..... maintenence.") Holly! More punishment for you! Get over here and sit in this room filled with Duncan Donuts. But you can't have any! If you eat any donuts ... Back into the machine you go!