So after landing my new job as a Wal-Mart greeter, a good find for many retirees, I lasted less than a day......

About two hours into my first day on the job a very loud, unattractive, mean-acting woman walked into the store with her two kids, yelling obscenities at them all the way through the entrance.

As I had been instructed, I said pleasantly, 'Good morning and welcome to Wal-Mart. Nice children you have there. Are they twins?'

The ugly woman stopped yelling long enough to say, 'Hell no, they ain't twins. The oldest one's 9, and the other one's 7. Why the hell would you think they're twins? Are you blind, or just stupid?'

So I replied, 'I'm neither blind nor stupid, Ma'am, I just couldn't believe someone slept with you twice. Have a good day and thank you for shopping at Wal-Mart.'

My supervisor said I probably wasn't cut out for this line of work.

well you did something everyone of us have wanted to do and didn't have the b@lls ....I was a waitress for a long time and people can really be terrible. Good for you and good luck.

hahahaha .....wow....i like that one......:)

good job.in la i use to tell them to get out of my store. they would say i want to talk to the manger i told them i am the manger. some times i just called the mall cops and they would make them leave.

now that"s funny

WOW

best i heard in years!!!! yhat coulda been me