These are actual adds taken from the newspaper!


FREE YORKSHIRE TERRIER.
8 YEARS OLD. HATEFUL LITTLE DOG.

FREE PUPPIES:
1/2 COCKER SPANIEL
1/2 SNEAKY NEIGHBOR'S DOG

FREE PUPPIES...
PART GERMAN SHEPHERD,
PART STUPID DOG

GERMAN SHEPHERD 85 lbs.
NEUTERED. SPEAKS GERMAN. FREE.

FOUND: DIRTY WHITE DOG.
LOOKS LIKE A RAT...
BEEN OUT AWHILE..
BETTER BE REWARD.

SNOW BLOWER FOR SALE...
ONLY USED ON SNOWY DAYS.

COWS, CALVES NEVER BRED...
ALSO 1 GAY BULL FOR SALE.

NORDIC TRACK $300
HARDLY USED, CALL CHUBBY

GEORGIA PEACHES
CALIFORNIA GROWN - 89 cents lb.

NICE PARACHUTE:
NEVER OPENED
USED ONCE

TIRED OF WORKING FOR ONLY $9.75 PER HOUR?
WE OFFER PROFIT SHARING AND FLEXIBLE HOURS.
STARTING PAY:
$7 -- $9 PER HOUR.

EXERCISE EQUIPMENT:
QUEEN SIZE MATTRESS & BOX SPRINGS - $175.

JOINING NUDIST COLONY!
MUST SELL WASHER & DRYER $300.

ALZHEIMERS CENTER PREPARES
FOR AN AFFAIR TO REMEMBER

OPEN HOUSE
BODY SHAPERS
TONING SALON
FREE COFFEE & DONUTS

(And The Best One)

For Sale By Owner
Complete set of Encyclopedia Britannica.
45 volumes.
Excellent condition.
$1,000.00 or best offer.
No longer needed. Got married last weekend.
Wife knows everything.

hahaha funny funny

nice, those are amazing ty for the post

Another one appropriate for this site lol.

"Single male seeks double-jointed supermodel who owns her own brewery and grows her own pot. Access to free concert tickets a plus, as is an open-minded twin sister."

"Used tombstone. Perfect for someone named Homer HendelBergenHeizel. One only"

This one is real I swear. I have the link if any doubts.

Another good one for here.

"Single male seekinf single female. Looks not important. Must be tall, slim, and attractive."