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| Topic: The Beardy-House - part 61 | |
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im here and by the way, thank you Vanessa, that was a very nice Email
hi Patti Hey Rare |
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Hi mark!
Hi Holly! Will Patti tell us her story now? |
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im here and by the way, thank you Vanessa, that was a very nice Email hi Patti Hey Rare  oh you are very welcome /  love to you & Your Lady
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yes give me a minute to type it all out
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it was a funny text
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Happy Tuesday everyone!!
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ok so around 10 am today I am in the middle of Walmart at the checkout when I receive a text message from Mark (fetts). Since the line was so long I decided to go ahead and open it and listen to it. Of course it is a picture text with sound and a little perverted. So I put the phone to my ear so I can hear it better....I mean it is really perverted LOL
Well the old lady behind me APPARENTLY can hear it as well and she starts screaming..OMG THAT IS DISGUSTING, YOU SHOULD BE A SHAMED OF YOURSELF. Not realizing she was talking to ME, she starts spouting off again. So I turn and say are you talking to me....she says "yes! What is the matter with you, no one wants to hear your perverted phone call with your boyfriend!!.....I busted out laughing so hard I almost pissed my pants...then finally said....well I find it rude that someone would ease drop on a private conversation and then get upset about what was said, considering I didn't say a word that you could hear. The cashier starts laughing so hard she about lost it....the lady in front of me leans over and says...good for you. I just could not believe the nerve of this woman....THANKS MARK  |
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I just pee'd a little reading your post. OMG. If I had known she was talking to me, I would have closed my eyes, licked my lips and moaned.
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I just couldn't get over the nerve of this woman...and yes it was a damn funny text
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im glad it worked in your favor...LOL
gonna wear a chicken mask and wait nekkid in the booshes
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I will in the future remember to open all of MARK'S messages in private
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im glad it worked in your favor...LOL gonna wear a chicken mask and wait nekkid in the booshes I was laughing so hard listening to it and still do not know how the old lady heard anything from it |
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ok so around 10 am today I am in the middle of Walmart at the checkout when I receive a text message from Mark (fetts). Since the line was so long I decided to go ahead and open it and listen to it. Of course it is a picture text with sound and a little perverted. So I put the phone to my ear so I can hear it better....I mean it is really perverted LOL Well the old lady behind me APPARENTLY can hear it as well and she starts screaming..OMG THAT IS DISGUSTING, YOU SHOULD BE A SHAMED OF YOURSELF. Not realizing she was talking to ME, she starts spouting off again. So I turn and say are you talking to me....she says "yes! What is the matter with you, no one wants to hear your perverted phone call with your boyfriend!!.....I busted out laughing so hard I almost pissed my pants...then finally said....well I find it rude that someone would ease drop on a private conversation and then get upset about what was said, considering I didn't say a word that you could hear. The cashier starts laughing so hard she about lost it....the lady in front of me leans over and says...good for you. I just could not believe the nerve of this woman....THANKS MARK i love it!
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ok so around 10 am today I am in the middle of Walmart at the checkout when I receive a text message from Mark (fetts). Since the line was so long I decided to go ahead and open it and listen to it. Of course it is a picture text with sound and a little perverted. So I put the phone to my ear so I can hear it better....I mean it is really perverted LOL Well the old lady behind me APPARENTLY can hear it as well and she starts screaming..OMG THAT IS DISGUSTING, YOU SHOULD BE A SHAMED OF YOURSELF. Not realizing she was talking to ME, she starts spouting off again. So I turn and say are you talking to me....she says "yes! What is the matter with you, no one wants to hear your perverted phone call with your boyfriend!!.....I busted out laughing so hard I almost pissed my pants...then finally said....well I find it rude that someone would ease drop on a private conversation and then get upset about what was said, considering I didn't say a word that you could hear. The cashier starts laughing so hard she about lost it....the lady in front of me leans over and says...good for you. I just could not believe the nerve of this woman....THANKS MARK i love it! it was well worth the wait, wasn't it
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ok now that my story is told....gotta go make some dinner....have fun ya'all
Mark...love ya....keep the jokes coming 
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Happy Tuesday everyone!!  <<< Mikey >>>
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Just stoppin by to say HIGH
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hi Dee
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Just stoppin by to say HIGH ! anyone around? Hi Dee ..i think it is time to roll one as we roll over to the new thread
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