"A Retiree's Idle Thoughts"

I had amnesia once -- or twice.
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Protons have mass? I didn't even know they were Catholic.
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All I ask is a chance to prove that money can't make me happy.
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If the world were a logical place,
men would be the ones who ride horses sidesaddle.
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What is a "free" gift? Aren't all gifts free?
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They told me I was gullible, and I believed them.
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Teach a child to be polite and courteous in the home, and when he grows
up, he'll never be able to merge his car onto the freeway.
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Experience is the thing you have left when everything else is gone.
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One nice thing about egotists ... they don't talk about other people.
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My weight is perfect for my height ... which varies.
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I used to be indecisive. Now, I'm not sure.
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The cost of living hasn't affected its popularity.
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How can there be self-help groups?
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If swimming is so good for your figure, how do you explain whales?
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Show me a man with both feet firmly on the ground, and I'll show you a
man who can't get his pants off.
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Is it me, or do buffalo wings taste like chicken?

I am sending this to my dad he is about to retire. great grandpa was
buried today.

I feel a little down bibby missing Papa

Sorry to hear the sad news, BE,..

A great loss, indeed..This, too, shall pass..

I am digging ur hat? What do they call that type of?

It's supposed to be a Viking helmet..It made my lady laugh, so I left it
up..

I am loving it. It goes well with u. Should buy another and have ur
better half peeking over ur shoulder.

Cool idea..If I can find another one, I will do that!!

good one, i am getting close to retirement, sooy blueeyes about your
papa, my heart goes out to you.

blueeyes .spelling is bad, should read --sorry for your loss ,

depends sometimes they tase like bar-b-q

Hey bibby7 i like your hat''
you look sexy in it,

Bobby -- great lines. I'll try to memorize them while I still have the
chance!


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