Topic: Curbside Cat
lonlytrucker's photo
Tue 06/30/09 02:51 PM
Edited by lonlytrucker on Tue 06/30/09 02:51 PM
Curbside Cat is a delicious recipe that you can cook quickly and easily.


This recipe has been recommended by www.1st-in-contact-lens.com and falls under the recipe
category of Appetizers . We hope you enjoy the good taste of Curbside Cat and recommend this
quick dinner recipe to your friends and family.
Serves: 2
Search Keywords: Entree/Cat/Roadkill
Recipe Categories: Appetizers - Entree - Cat - Roadkill
Curbside Cat Ingredients
1 Cat
3 Strips bacon
0 Salt and pepper


Curbside Cat Recipe Instructions
Skin and clean Poopsie like you would a squirrel. Stuff the cavity with dressing and tie front legs back
and back legs forward. Lay breast down in a low baking pan, uncovered, with bacon strips across
back. Season with salt and pepper. Roast at 325F. for one hour, remove and make gravy from
drippings. As you dig in, recall all teh midnight howling and torn garbage bags. NOTE: A roadside
shopper has to move fast on these as cat owners miss their tabby all too quickly and will want to bury
them in some fancy pet cemetary with all their limbs intact. If you're quick with a blade, it's really
clever to skin "snookums" on the spot and leave its outer garment close by, causing Miss Marple to
think her baby has just been scared out of her ninth life and will soon return to share the next bowl of
fishheads.

lighthouselover's photo
Tue 06/30/09 02:52 PM


dang it!!

I am allergic to cats!!


MirrorMirror's photo
Tue 06/30/09 02:54 PM

Curbside Cat is a delicious recipe that you can cook quickly and easily.


This recipe has been recommended by www.1st-in-contact-lens.com and falls under the recipe
category of Appetizers . We hope you enjoy the good taste of Curbside Cat and recommend this
quick dinner recipe to your friends and family.
Serves: 2
Search Keywords: Entree/Cat/Roadkill
Recipe Categories: Appetizers - Entree - Cat - Roadkill
Curbside Cat Ingredients
1 Cat
3 Strips bacon
0 Salt and pepper


Curbside Cat Recipe Instructions
Skin and clean Poopsie like you would a squirrel. Stuff the cavity with dressing and tie front legs back
and back legs forward. Lay breast down in a low baking pan, uncovered, with bacon strips across
back. Season with salt and pepper. Roast at 325F. for one hour, remove and make gravy from
drippings. As you dig in, recall all teh midnight howling and torn garbage bags. NOTE: A roadside
shopper has to move fast on these as cat owners miss their tabby all too quickly and will want to bury
them in some fancy pet cemetary with all their limbs intact. If you're quick with a blade, it's really
clever to skin "snookums" on the spot and leave its outer garment close by, causing Miss Marple to
think her baby has just been scared out of her ninth life and will soon return to share the next bowl of
fishheads.




drool I like them rawdrool

moonlight_ride62's photo
Tue 06/30/09 03:00 PM


Curbside Cat is a delicious recipe that you can cook quickly and easily.


This recipe has been recommended by www.1st-in-contact-lens.com and falls under the recipe
category of Appetizers . We hope you enjoy the good taste of Curbside Cat and recommend this
quick dinner recipe to your friends and family.
Serves: 2
Search Keywords: Entree/Cat/Roadkill
Recipe Categories: Appetizers - Entree - Cat - Roadkill
Curbside Cat Ingredients
1 Cat
3 Strips bacon
0 Salt and pepper


Curbside Cat Recipe Instructions
Skin and clean Poopsie like you would a squirrel. Stuff the cavity with dressing and tie front legs back
and back legs forward. Lay breast down in a low baking pan, uncovered, with bacon strips across
back. Season with salt and pepper. Roast at 325F. for one hour, remove and make gravy from
drippings. As you dig in, recall all teh midnight howling and torn garbage bags. NOTE: A roadside
shopper has to move fast on these as cat owners miss their tabby all too quickly and will want to bury
them in some fancy pet cemetary with all their limbs intact. If you're quick with a blade, it's really
clever to skin "snookums" on the spot and leave its outer garment close by, causing Miss Marple to
think her baby has just been scared out of her ninth life and will soon return to share the next bowl of
fishheads.




drool I like them rawdrool




I bet you like em hot though...