Topic: Gumby's BALLS
TxsGal3333's photo
Sat 06/27/09 08:14 PM
Wow bet it dents them if you hit the gutter with them or if you happen to drop one...........noway noway :laughing: :laughing:

bastet126's photo
Sat 06/27/09 08:14 PM
do you have your name on your BALLS so no one else accidentally handles your BALLS?

Gumbyvs's photo
Sat 06/27/09 08:15 PM

Wow bet it dents them if you hit the gutter with them or if you happen to drop one...........noway noway :laughing: :laughing:


Naw they're pretty durable, I mean hell, they're my ***** and they're built to last!

yellowrose10's photo
Sat 06/27/09 08:15 PM






i've got a question for gumby about his BALLS - do you chalk up your hands or wear a glove before handling your BALLS? spock


Nope, all natural for me, though sometimes I there's a lot of oil on em.


helps with chafing.....so I'm told blushing


Helps with sliding as well. Down the right lane.


THAT does come in handy. don't want them going into someone else's lane.


Well, with enough oil on it, it'll slide down ANY lane.


but the guy in the next lane might not like it. it might collide with his Balls

IndnPrncs's photo
Sat 06/27/09 08:15 PM

Wow bet it dents them if you hit the gutter with them or if you happen to drop one...........noway noway :laughing: :laughing:


I have heard that his BALLS are made so that they don't dent.. laugh laugh

Gumbyvs's photo
Sat 06/27/09 08:15 PM

do you have your name on your BALLS so no one else accidentally handles your BALLS?


No names on em, but anyone can handle them if they like.

TxsGal3333's photo
Sat 06/27/09 08:15 PM


whoa Hummmmmmmmmmm but are they colored BALLS? hehehe:laughing: :laughing:


careful Gumby....Kristi (I hear) likes to bang them bigsmile


Shshshs bang then bounce them roll them and toss them hehehehe ..............it's all in the way you handle them.bigsmile

Gumbyvs's photo
Sat 06/27/09 08:16 PM







i've got a question for gumby about his BALLS - do you chalk up your hands or wear a glove before handling your BALLS? spock


Nope, all natural for me, though sometimes I there's a lot of oil on em.


helps with chafing.....so I'm told blushing


Helps with sliding as well. Down the right lane.


THAT does come in handy. don't want them going into someone else's lane.


Well, with enough oil on it, it'll slide down ANY lane.


but the guy in the next lane might not like it. it might collide with his Balls


Depends if they're going down the same lane at the same time, cause the girl on the next lane kinda likes that.

yellowrose10's photo
Sat 06/27/09 08:16 PM



whoa Hummmmmmmmmmm but are they colored BALLS? hehehe:laughing: :laughing:


careful Gumby....Kristi (I hear) likes to bang them bigsmile


Shshshs bang then bounce them roll them and toss them hehehehe ..............it's all in the way you handle them.bigsmile


that a true Texas woman would do laugh

bastet126's photo
Sat 06/27/09 08:16 PM


do you have your name on your BALLS so no one else accidentally handles your BALLS?


No names on em, but anyone can handle them if they like.


wow, you're generous with your BALLS!! that's nice gumby!










rofl flowerforyou

IndnPrncs's photo
Sat 06/27/09 08:16 PM


do you have your name on your BALLS so no one else accidentally handles your BALLS?


No names on em, but anyone can handle them if they like.


if ANYONE can handle them, why are you so worried about them sliding down the wrong lane???laugh

Gumbyvs's photo
Sat 06/27/09 08:17 PM




whoa Hummmmmmmmmmm but are they colored BALLS? hehehe:laughing: :laughing:


careful Gumby....Kristi (I hear) likes to bang them bigsmile


Shshshs bang then bounce them roll them and toss them hehehehe ..............it's all in the way you handle them.bigsmile


that a true Texas woman would do laugh


Yall have to be gentle with my Balls, they're very important to me!

yellowrose10's photo
Sat 06/27/09 08:17 PM


Depends if they're going down the same lane at the same time, cause the girl on the next lane kinda likes that.


I have never had 2 Balls at once

Gumbyvs's photo
Sat 06/27/09 08:17 PM



do you have your name on your BALLS so no one else accidentally handles your BALLS?


No names on em, but anyone can handle them if they like.


if ANYONE can handle them, why are you so worried about them sliding down the wrong lane???laugh


Yellowrose was worried about that, not me!

IndnPrncs's photo
Sat 06/27/09 08:18 PM



Depends if they're going down the same lane at the same time, cause the girl on the next lane kinda likes that.


I have never had 2 Balls at once


What kind of guys have you dated???laugh laugh laugh

yellowrose10's photo
Sat 06/27/09 08:18 PM





whoa Hummmmmmmmmmm but are they colored BALLS? hehehe:laughing: :laughing:


careful Gumby....Kristi (I hear) likes to bang them bigsmile


Shshshs bang then bounce them roll them and toss them hehehehe ..............it's all in the way you handle them.bigsmile


that a true Texas woman would do laugh


Yall have to be gentle with my Balls, they're very important to me!


Just keep them off the table while I have a big stickpitchfork

TxsGal3333's photo
Sat 06/27/09 08:18 PM




whoa Hummmmmmmmmmm but are they colored BALLS? hehehe:laughing: :laughing:


careful Gumby....Kristi (I hear) likes to bang them bigsmile


Shshshs bang then bounce them roll them and toss them hehehehe ..............it's all in the way you handle them.bigsmile


that a true Texas woman would do laugh


Hey all is good well unless we decide they are our ***** then well all I can say pardner your in trouble for you will be left without them there *****:laughing: :laughing: :laughing: :laughing: :laughing:

Gumbyvs's photo
Sat 06/27/09 08:18 PM



Depends if they're going down the same lane at the same time, cause the girl on the next lane kinda likes that.


I have never had 2 Balls at once


I've got a buddy that has 2 as well, we should go out sometime. drinker

yellowrose10's photo
Sat 06/27/09 08:19 PM




Depends if they're going down the same lane at the same time, cause the girl on the next lane kinda likes that.


I have never had 2 Balls at once


What kind of guys have you dated???laugh laugh laugh


for all I know...there could be 2....but they way they acted....I doubt there was even 1 laugh

at least not in my lane laugh

TxsGal3333's photo
Sat 06/27/09 08:19 PM




Depends if they're going down the same lane at the same time, cause the girl on the next lane kinda likes that.


I have never had 2 Balls at once


What kind of guys have you dated???laugh laugh laugh


Hummmm Cowboys they usually get one racked from riding them there bulls hehehee:laughing: :laughing: :laughing: :laughing: