Topic: Seriously........
74Drew's photo
Fri 06/26/09 02:38 AM







uhhhhhhhhhh relocate??? We hadnt even met yet. laugh laugh laugh What do you want for free???slaphead Please turn to page 49 of the catalogue!!!rofl

i'd prefer to get a woman for free but that's not likely.
i don't understand why it's always the man trying to impress the woman. i refuse to do it anymore. i'm not jumping through hoops just to try to win some girls attention. i guess what i mean to say is i'm not paying.


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Delete!!!!slaphead

whatever


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drew.........women, not girls, like men who actually TRY!!!drinker

why is it the man who's doing all the trying? women have gotten wise the the fact that men are pretty easy and want to get laid therefore, men are usually willing to act like fools in an attempt to get horizontal with a woman and women get off on seeing what they can get a man to do. when's the last time a woman made an attempt to capture the attention of a man instead of the other way around?
all of those "let's see what he's willing to do" games are for children and i want no part. if a man has to earn your attention then you don't see him as an equal and there cannot be that imbalance in a relationship.


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oh quit with the equal rights crap.......no one said you had to play. If you dont wanna do it, then all the power to ya. Be prepared for lonliness........

so it's be a subordinate or be alone?


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Fri 06/26/09 02:39 AM


I think I should get paid for these lessons on courtship.........bigsmile
laugh laugh laugh laugh laugh laugh flowerforyou :smile:
Seriously........you guys need lessons!!!noway laugh

I accept cash, mc. paypal and visa!!!bigsmile

s1owhand's photo
Fri 06/26/09 02:39 AM
i'm not available at the moment but let me introduce you
to a very close friend of mine, "Waltec"

he's Czechoslovakian. Waltec, stop spluttering and come
over here and massage this girl!

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Fri 06/26/09 02:40 AM








uhhhhhhhhhh relocate??? We hadnt even met yet. laugh laugh laugh What do you want for free???slaphead Please turn to page 49 of the catalogue!!!rofl

i'd prefer to get a woman for free but that's not likely.
i don't understand why it's always the man trying to impress the woman. i refuse to do it anymore. i'm not jumping through hoops just to try to win some girls attention. i guess what i mean to say is i'm not paying.


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Delete!!!!slaphead

whatever


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drew.........women, not girls, like men who actually TRY!!!drinker

why is it the man who's doing all the trying? women have gotten wise the the fact that men are pretty easy and want to get laid therefore, men are usually willing to act like fools in an attempt to get horizontal with a woman and women get off on seeing what they can get a man to do. when's the last time a woman made an attempt to capture the attention of a man instead of the other way around?
all of those "let's see what he's willing to do" games are for children and i want no part. if a man has to earn your attention then you don't see him as an equal and there cannot be that imbalance in a relationship.


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oh quit with the equal rights crap.......no one said you had to play. If you dont wanna do it, then all the power to ya. Be prepared for lonliness........

so it's be a subordinate or be alone?


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subordinate is not what I mean. Im talking about.......getting to know someone........first. Who are all these yee haws with their great big trucks wanna date me??? No one cares to get to know someone for a bit anymore.........its just......."Hey,,,,you live near me, lets hook up" kinda crappola that burns my azz.explode

littleike's photo
Fri 06/26/09 02:43 AM

How do you guys ask women out on here????


I just say

"shut up and get in the truck"

works every time
im here to laugh and make friends, of coarse we all want to meet someone and if it happens to me great, but i want friends

Jtevans's photo
Fri 06/26/09 02:43 AM





I wanna know.......

How do you guys ask women out on here????

My head is in my hands right now!!!slaphead rofl rofl



a simple...."let's get it on!!!"


ok so it hasn't worked yet but it will!
Its just not gonna work bud!!!noway



it just might indifferent
i GUARANFUKINTEE YOU NOPE!!!indifferent


well son of a ***** mother****er ***** ****!



it took me years to come up with that.now what?! mad explode :angry:

74Drew's photo
Fri 06/26/09 02:44 AM

subordinate is not what I mean. Im talking about.......getting to know someone........first. Who are all these yee haws with their great big trucks wanna date me??? No one cares to get to know someone for a bit anymore.........its just......."Hey,,,,you live near me, lets hook up" kinda crappola that burns my azz.explode

well then it would seem that nothing seems to work. i don't write messages like that and i still don't get responses. maybe the men contacting you need to switch places with me. the girlies down here like idiot yee haws with big trucks.


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s1owhand's photo
Fri 06/26/09 02:44 AM
It's pronounced "Val-check" laugh

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Fri 06/26/09 02:45 AM


How do you guys ask women out on here????


I just say

"shut up and get in the truck"

works every time
im here to laugh and make friends, of coarse we all want to meet someone and if it happens to me great, but i want friends
Me as well. I never had any intention of meeting anyone on this site to begin with. It was a joke really......I was just here for the free chips and dip yanno???? But I find the audacity of some of these guys appalling. I would never date them in real life only because their stupid pick up lines turned me OFF!!!

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Fri 06/26/09 02:45 AM
subordinate?

hahaha remember how in Afghanistan under the Taliban the women had to walk three paces behind their husbands?

and now since they have been liberated and women have freedom and equal rights they STILL walk three paces behind their husbands

when asked why they still do this the women whisper, "landmines"

no photo
Fri 06/26/09 02:46 AM

i'm not available at the moment but let me introduce you
to a very close friend of mine, "Waltec"

he's Czechoslovakian. Waltec, stop spluttering and come
over here and massage this girl!
Sssssssssssssssssshush waltec can hear you!!!scared rofl

s1owhand's photo
Fri 06/26/09 02:48 AM

subordinate?

hahaha remember how in Afghanistan under the Taliban the women had to walk three paces behind their husbands?

and now since they have been liberated and women have freedom and equal rights they STILL walk three paces behind their husbands

when asked why they still do this the women whisper, "landmines"


drinker

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Fri 06/26/09 02:49 AM


subordinate is not what I mean. Im talking about.......getting to know someone........first. Who are all these yee haws with their great big trucks wanna date me??? No one cares to get to know someone for a bit anymore.........its just......."Hey,,,,you live near me, lets hook up" kinda crappola that burns my azz.explode

well then it would seem that nothing seems to work. i don't write messages like that and i still don't get responses. maybe the men contacting you need to switch places with me. the girlies down here like idiot yee haws with big trucks.


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Well I dont like it. And I expect to be treated properly. And if you cant do that................NEXT!!!slaphead

littleike's photo
Fri 06/26/09 02:50 AM
laugh laugh


did you say you were willing to relocate?
I didnt say anything.........Im mysterious!!!devil scared rofl
laugh laugh flowerforyou

no photo
Fri 06/26/09 02:50 AM

subordinate?

hahaha remember how in Afghanistan under the Taliban the women had to walk three paces behind their husbands?

and now since they have been liberated and women have freedom and equal rights they STILL walk three paces behind their husbands

when asked why they still do this the women whisper, "landmines"
BWHAHAHHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!~!!!!rofl rofl rofl rofl

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Fri 06/26/09 02:50 AM
drinker smooched

s1owhand's photo
Fri 06/26/09 02:51 AM
ummmmm...btw, you know that tongue pic you have?
you know what it reminds me of? and that one of
your hiney? and you know that one where you are
riding the lawn mower?

the pogo stick video is my favorite!

74Drew's photo
Fri 06/26/09 02:52 AM



subordinate is not what I mean. Im talking about.......getting to know someone........first. Who are all these yee haws with their great big trucks wanna date me??? No one cares to get to know someone for a bit anymore.........its just......."Hey,,,,you live near me, lets hook up" kinda crappola that burns my azz.explode

well then it would seem that nothing seems to work. i don't write messages like that and i still don't get responses. maybe the men contacting you need to switch places with me. the girlies down here like idiot yee haws with big trucks.


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Well I dont like it. And I expect to be treated properly. And if you cant do that................NEXT!!!slaphead

i'm unable to treat you the way you desire. and i expect people to treat me improperly which is why i'm seldom caught off guard.


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no photo
Fri 06/26/09 02:54 AM

ummmmm...btw, you know that tongue pic you have?
you know what it reminds me of? and that one of
your hiney? and you know that one where you are
riding the lawn mower?

the pogo stick video is my favorite!
LMAOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO ARE you saying because I have some provocative pics Im not a lady????

s1owhand's photo
Fri 06/26/09 02:55 AM
Edited by s1owhand on Fri 06/26/09 02:56 AM
my devil avatar is totally digging your new fake profile! drool