drew.........women, not girls, like men who actually TRY!!!

it just might

i GUARANFUKINTEE YOU NOPE!!!

I just gotta wonder.........didnt your fathers teach you? or your mothers?

Oh!!~! and your big truck and all your stuff doesnt impress me. Impress me with your mind, your heart, your giggles.......

Hi, my name is Brad Pitt. Did you see a dingo dog run by with my shirt?

<-----on page 23............

How do you do! Let me introduce myself.
I'm an interesting fun loving guy who just doesn't date!

Yes, some of the photos are real recent ones of me.
I can't help it. I'm naturally random silly articulate and amusing...

A dingo stole my babayyyyyyyyy!!

did you say you were willing to relocate?

and you said this.........before or after the hi? hiiiiiiiiiiiiiii,,,,,,,,,,hi how are you? emails???

wow, guess next time you should ask your potential date what his position is on interspecies relations.

I didnt say anything.........Im mysterious!!!

why is it the man who's doing all the trying? women have gotten wise the the fact that men are pretty easy and want to get laid therefore, men are usually willing to act like fools in an attempt to get horizontal with a woman and women get off on seeing what they can get a man to do. when's the last time a woman made an attempt to capture the attention of a man instead of the other way around?
all of those "let's see what he's willing to do" games are for children and i want no part. if a man has to earn your attention then you don't see him as an equal and there cannot be that imbalance in a relationship.

and yes, i generalized. sue me.




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for the right one I would............but I have to come to my homeland every 3 months

I like to pretend to be a mexican cabana boy.
Oops! I dropped the warm oil all over you...AGAIN...

oh quit with the equal rights crap.......no one said you had to play. If you dont wanna do it, then all the power to ya. Be prepared for lonliness........

canadia has dingos?

papersmile didn't tell me that

they are hidden!!!