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Glad you are enjoying the site bro. Really cool people with a hint of stupidity thrown in for good measure. I dig it too! 
 thanx Keith
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Nice shirt!! I lol... out loud
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I am alive and well and can been seen at any local supermarket by heavy set women wearing moo moo's!
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I think my cat's *** just burped
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I am the sanest idiot that I know! There's ony room for one village idiot in this here village..... choose your weapon.......... 
You asked for it sister... A tshirt? Or a ceramic goblet? Your arse is toast...
My weapon is my d**k you goof! Got something for you to put on your toast honey 
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I am the sanest idiot that I know! There's ony room for one village idiot in this here village..... choose your weapon..........
You asked for it sister... A tshirt? Or a ceramic goblet? Your arse is toast...
My weapon is my d**k you goof! Got something for you to put on your toast honey Still a vegetarian.....'honey'.   
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Just do the bulemic thing with me honey...just barf after we are done! You can maintain your veggietude.
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Just do the bulemic thing with me honey...just barf after we are done! You can maintain your veggietude.  so dry heaving won't offend you? 
You're a bigger village idiot than i realised...
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?????
I thought dry heaving was part of dating... |
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????? I thought dry heaving was part of dating...
hence the no dating policy. If that's your weapon, then i am going to choose tequila... we'll see who is the bigger village idiot.... 
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Oh, it is ON like Donkey Kong!
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I thought dry heaving and tequila went together
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I thought dry heaving and tequila went together Nah sausages and dating....... |
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I thought dry heaving and tequila went together It is like the gods are ordaining the "my d**k vs. a hotty drunk on tequila" battle of idiots....we gotta Tivo this! |
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I think I am gonna go lez cause tuna likes me better than sausage
prolly cause I am Jewish... |
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I thought dry heaving and tequila went together It is like the gods are ordaining the "my d**k vs. a hotty drunk on tequila" battle of idiots....we gotta Tivo this! This aussie aint skeered of your d*ck....but you may be skeered of this aussie chick drunk on Tequila.... you'll be cryin for your mamma...
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I thought dry heaving and tequila went together It is like the gods are ordaining the "my d**k vs. a hotty drunk on tequila" battle of idiots....we gotta Tivo this! This aussie aint skeered of your d*ck....but you may be skeered of this aussie chick drunk on Tequila.... you'll be cryin for your mamma...
I dig your concept of foreplay! |
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I thought dry heaving and tequila went together It is like the gods are ordaining the "my d**k vs. a hotty drunk on tequila" battle of idiots....we gotta Tivo this! This aussie aint skeered of your d*ck....but you may be skeered of this aussie chick drunk on Tequila.... you'll be cryin for your mamma...
I dig your concept of foreplay! Yep...honed to a fine art.
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Well this works out great! I mean I usually cry when I masturbate (gotta use TWO tissues) so it will be great to be naked and cry with you!
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Well this works out great! I mean I usually cry when I masturbate (gotta use TWO tissues) so it will be great to be naked and cry with you!
I don't cry. Or cry out. you are a f*cking idiot......thanks for the laughs!
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