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| Topic: Dear Diary...........OMG another Diary Part 120 + - part 45 | |
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Dear Diary: I really enjoy pooping. I think I have ever since being young. It is 5 minutes and sometimes longer when I think about nothing but happiness. ~+Me  
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You can beat a drum, but you cant beat a good sh1t.
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gypsy why didnt u tell me.... we coulda been cool way back when  Really bad for my breathing..... I'd hate to see Gypsy on drugs...shes crazy enough without them lol Id like to see her on LOTS of drugs. Completely sedated in fact.   Well then in that case i would like to see you completely sedated with your lips stapled, in a large box, in a concrete room, through binoculars. Wearing sunglasses and keeping one eye shut  Maybe its best we dont ever meet |
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English sh*t smells like............
CRUMPETS!!!!  
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gypsy why didnt u tell me.... we coulda been cool way back when Really bad for my breathing..... I'd hate to see Gypsy on drugs...shes crazy enough without them lol Id like to see her on LOTS of drugs. Completely sedated in fact. Well then in that case i would like to see you completely sedated with your lips stapled, in a large box, in a concrete room, through binoculars. Wearing sunglasses and keeping one eye shut Maybe its best we dont ever meet  Uh huh
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English sh*t smells like............ CRUMPETS!!!! Anyone fancy some breakfast? |
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gypsy why didnt u tell me.... we coulda been cool way back when Really bad for my breathing..... I'd hate to see Gypsy on drugs...shes crazy enough without them lol Id like to see her on LOTS of drugs. Completely sedated in fact. Well then in that case i would like to see you completely sedated with your lips stapled, in a large box, in a concrete room, through binoculars. Wearing sunglasses and keeping one eye shut Maybe its best we dont ever meet Uh huh Maybe limit it to one staple each? |
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I always keep an extra stapler in my boots!!!
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The clown shoes did make me wonder
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Your man bra intriques me.........is that where you keep your spare stapler???
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The clown shoes did make me wonder If you think THAT'S peculiar, you should find out what she calls her "clown car"!
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No but did you wonder why i walk funny?
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aHHHHHHHHHHH the ole stick it where the sun dont shine trick eh????
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i didnt even go....
bet ya'll thought i did..... probably not but it be cooler if ya did |
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Billy.......your poop problems were the last thing on my mind. IM TRYING TO KILL A RACCOON DAMMIT!!! IM SORREH!!!
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Don't discount Billy-Boy's poop! Use it to kill the raccoon girl!
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Don't discount Billy-Boy's poop! Use it to kill the raccoon girl!
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Sock him in the belly! It'll come shooting out in a torrent!
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billy needs to go to http://www.pootorrent.com
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I just dont wanna go yet
its not like peeing dude you can go whenever you want ya'll know what i mean |
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