Topic: Dear Diary...........OMG another Diary Part 120 + - part 45 | |
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101 here today with the heat index...... It felt like that at the outdoor concert. I had high school girls taking off their shirts next to me and I was trying to perv |
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trying...hell i would told them to take it off darlin' !
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trying...hell i would told them to take it off darlin' ! They were jail bait! I'm too old for that |
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you can look damn it !!!!!!
dont touch... |
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you can look damn it !!!!!! dont touch... The rules have changed, you can't look OR touch, or you will goto jail and get **** raped by a guy who thinks hes a woman lol |
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Dear Diary:
Getting Butt Raped is just so scary that I think when it happened to me I would die |
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Dear Diary;
THEY CENSORED THE WORD A-N-A-L! |
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Dear Diary; THEY CENSORED THE WORD A-N-A-L! well butt raped is funnier man lol a-n-al makes ya think about it..lol |
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Dear diary.......
Hi honey Im hooooooooooooome!!!! How was your day honey??? Fine? Ohhhhhhhhhhh you want to know how my day went??? Wellllllllllll lets see....I wrestled with 3 really violent crazy people tonight, got swung at, kicked at, etc. It was funny because a new patient had her son visit her and he was in the room while we were "restraining" a patient, with a curtain between. This guy, who is about 6 ft tall and 300 lbs....came out when we were done and said...."Wow...I dont know how you girls do it?!! " I told him Im part Bouncer... |
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lol too funny
whats the other part? |
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lol too funny whats the other part? |
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dear diary.....I got a "Jesus loves you" email......may god protect me and love me email.....
Ya well......I DONT NEED ANOTHER HUMAN TELLING ME THAT GOD LOVES ME!!!! Who the hell do these people think they are???? |
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I should write back.........."May Satan stick a corn cobb up your azzzzzzzzzzz"
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Could they be "holier-than-thou"?
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i want somebody to tell me God doesnt love me
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Could they be "holier-than-thou"? |
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I just want to get laid
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i want somebody to tell me God doesnt love me |
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I just want to get laid bTW.......what hello kitty concert did you go to??? |
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thanks gypsy lol
and i dont want to get laid my ***** hurt |
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