It felt like that at the outdoor concert. I had high school girls taking off their shirts next to me and I was trying to perv

trying...hell i would told them to take it off darlin' !

They were jail bait! I'm too old for that

you can look damn it !!!!!!
dont touch...

The rules have changed, you can't look OR touch, or you will goto jail and get **** raped by a guy who thinks hes a woman lol

Dear Diary:

Getting Butt Raped is just so scary that I think when it happened to me I would die

Dear Diary;

THEY CENSORED THE WORD A-N-A-L!

well butt raped is funnier man lol

a-n-al makes ya think about it..lol

Dear diary.......


Hi honey Im hooooooooooooome!!!!

How was your day honey??? Fine?

Ohhhhhhhhhhh you want to know how my day went???

Wellllllllllll lets see....I wrestled with 3 really violent crazy people tonight, got swung at, kicked at, etc. It was funny because a new patient had her son visit her and he was in the room while we were "restraining" a patient, with a curtain between. This guy, who is about 6 ft tall and 300 lbs....came out when we were done and said...."Wow...I dont know how you girls do it?!! "

I told him Im part Bouncer...

lol too funny

whats the other part?

Nurse Ratchett!!!

dear diary.....I got a "Jesus loves you" email......may god protect me and love me email.....

Ya well......I DONT NEED ANOTHER HUMAN TELLING ME THAT GOD LOVES ME!!!! Who the hell do these people think they are????

I should write back.........."May Satan stick a corn cobb up your azzzzzzzzzzz"

Could they be "holier-than-thou"?

i want somebody to tell me God doesnt love me

Ya who are these holier than thou no name boxes??????

I just want to get laid

God doesnt love you.....

NO!!!!

bTW.......what hello kitty concert did you go to???

thanks gypsy lol


and i dont want to get laid my ***** hurt