Yesterday was one of the first days this year that the temp. here climbed above 80 - seriously............

its more humidity than temperature




SORRY DAW I didn't see you there either

It's okay guys, I'm just kind of passing through is all....not really lingering. Hugs to you all....

Hello DAW

Hi Pete! I'm so happy for you and Beckie!!

how are you doing girl?

I'm okay. Thanks, ((Patti)) I hope you are well

I am good but seeing your posts is breaking my heart......are you sure there is nothing that we can do for you to cheer you up just a little bit

Oh I would love a laugh, Patti!! Thank you!

(((((Daw)))))

anything I can help with?

Hopefully this will work DAW


Johnny is back and in math class!


Little Johnny was going to a public school and he was doing very badly in maths. So his mother decided to put him into a Catholic school. When she got his report card at the end of the term, his marks in maths had improved tremendously.

So she asked him why. He replied "When I saw that guy nailed to the plus sign, I knew they meant business!"

Hey Holly...yeah I guess let's crank up some good tunes and laugh a little.

Patti, I kind of thought for a minute there that it was going to be some kind of play on the word maths... as in he really got the good grades in mass but the boy had a lisp or something lol!

cute Patti!

well here is another I think you will like.............


Three dogs were sitting in the waiting room at the vet's when they
struck up a conversation.

The Yellow Lab turned to the Chocolate Lab and said, "So why are
you here?"

The Chocolate Lab replied, "I'm a pisser. I piss on everything....the
sofa, the curtains, the cat, the kids.

But the final straw was last night when I pissed in the middle of my
owner's bed.

TheYellow Lab said, "So what is the vet going to do?"

"Gonna cut my nuts off," came the reply from the Chocolate Lab.

"They reckon it'll calm me down.

"The Yellow Lab then turned to the Black Lab and asked,"why are you
here?"

The Black Lab said, "I'm a digger. I dig under fences, dig up
flowers and trees, I dig just for the hell of it. When I'm inside, I dig up the carpets. But I went over the line last night when I dug a great big hole in my owners' couch."


"So what are they going to do to you?" the Yellow Lab inquired.


"Looks like I'm losing my nuts too", the dejected Black Lab said.


The Black Lab then turned to the Yellow Lab and asked,

"Why are you here?""I'm a humper," the Yellow Lab said.

"I'll hump anything. I'll hump the cat, a pillow, the table, and
fence posts, whatever. I want to hump everything I see.

Yesterday, my owner had just got out of the shower and was bending down to dry her toes, and I just couldn't help myself. I hopped on her back and started hammering away".


The Black and the Chocolate Labs exchanged a sad glance and said,
"So, nuts off for you too, huh?"

The Yellow Lab said, "No, I'm here to get my nails clipped!

I can't take the credit........RARA sends them to me, about 10 jokes a day

Oh, Patti, that was soooooooooooo wrong!!!!!!

but it made you laugh

Fido's gettin' some action!

Yes it did... Got any more?

I am on a roll tonight.............

Subject: Grandma Still Drives


Grandma is eighty-eight years old and still drives her own car. She
writes:


Dear Grand-daughter,

The other day I went up to our local Christian book store and saw a
'Honk if you love Jesus' bumper sticker ..

I was feeling particularly sassy that day because I had just come from a thrilling choir performance, followed by a thunderous prayer
meeting..

So, I bought the sticker and put it on my bumper.

Boy, am I glad I did; what an uplifting experience that followed.

I was stopped at a red light at a busy intersection, just lost in
thought about the Lord and how good he is, and I didn't notice that
the light had changed.

It is a good thing someone else loves Jesus because if he hadn't
honked, I'd never have noticed.

I found that lots of people love Jesus!

While I was sitting there, the guy behind started honking like crazy,
and then he leaned out of his window and screamed, 'For the love of
God!'

'Go! Go! Go! Jesus Christ, GO!'

What an exuberant cheerleader he was for Jesus!

Everyone started honking!

I just leaned out my window and started waving and smiling at all
those loving people.

I even honked my horn a few times to share in the love!

There must have been a man from Florida back there because I heard him yelling something about a sunny beach.

I saw another guy waving in a funny way with only his middle finger
stuck up in the air.

I asked my young teenage grandson in the back seat what that meant.

He said it was probably a Hawaiian good luck sign or something.

Well, I have never met anyone from Hawaii , so I leaned out the window and gave him the good luck sign right back.

My grandson burst out laughing.

Why even he was enjoying this religious experience!!

A couple of the people were so caught up in the joy of the moment that they got out of their cars and started walking towards me.

I bet they wanted to pray or ask what church I attended, but this is
when I noticed the light had changed.

So, grinning, I waved at all my brothers and sisters, and drove on
through the intersection.

I noticed that I was the only car that got through the intersection
before the light changed again and felt kind of sad that I had to
leave them after all the love we had shared.

So I slowed the car down, leaned out the window and gave them all the
Hawaiian good luck sign one last time as I drove away. Praise the Lord for such wonderful folks!!

Will write again soon,

Love, Grandma