As You Slide Down the Banister of Life, remember



1. Jim Baker and Jimmy Swaggert have written an impressive new book. It's called 'Ministers Do More Than Lay People'

2. Transvestite: A guy who likes to eat, drink and be Mary.

3. The difference between the Pope and your boss, the Pope only expects you to kiss his ring.

4. My mind works like lightning, one brilliant flash and it is gone.

5. The only time the world beats a path to your door is if you're in the bathroom.

6. It used to be only death and taxes now, of course, there's shipping and handling, too.

7. A husband is someone who, after taking the trash out, gives the impression that he just cleaned the whole house.

8. My next house will have no kitchen - just vending machines and a large trash can.

9. A blonde said, 'I was worried that my mechanic might try to rip me off. I was relieved when he told me all I needed was turn signal fluid.'

10. Definition of a teenager? punishment...for enjoying sex.

11. As you slide down the banister of life, may the splinters never point the wrong way.




Gotta love Maxine!!!!

guess I am the only one that enjoys Maxine's humor

Wow!! Some new ones!! Thanks!!!

hey Patti ya behaving????

ummmmmmmm......NO! WHY SHOULD I START NOW

how right you are

HEY you are sitting right there next to me and you know it

shhh I was told we don't sit but float when in da gutta.

I feel so light and airy

Tanya,Patti, and Fran all sitting in the gutta

are you gonna join us or not

Is whipped cream involved?

you wish

I guess I can come down to the gutta then

ya'll need da password and code

You can IM me them

yes I can but will I is the question