-Why is it that when you transport something by car it is called a shipment but when you transport something by ship it is called cargo?

-If a stealth bomber crashes in a forest, will it make a sound?

-Why do overlook and oversee mean opposite things?

-How come you press harder on a remote when you know the battery is dead?

-Why is it called a TV "set" when you only get one?

-Why are they called stands when they are made for sitting?

-If the cops arrest a mime do they tell him he has the right to remain silent?

-Why is it called a building when it's already built?

-Why is it when two planes almost hit each other it is called a near miss? Shouldn't it be called a near hit?

-Why does an alarm clock "go off" when it BEGINS ringing?

-If the universe is everything, and scientists say that the universe is expanding what is it expanding into?

-If fire fighters fight fires and crime fighters fight crime, what do freedom fighters fight?

-Would a fly without wings be called a walk?

-where are the germs that cause good breath?

-How do they get the cream in the Twinkie?

-How much money, in pennies, is lying on the streets of the world?

-Instead of talking to your plants, if you yelled at them would they still grow? Only to be troubled and insecure?

-If Corn oil is made of corn and Olive oil made of olives, then what is Baby oil made of?

-Why do phone companies give you a number to call if your phone doesn't work?

-If nothing ever sticks to Teflon, how do they get Teflon to stick to the pan?

-If I break the laws of Physics do I go to jail?

-Why is it when a door is open it's ajar but when a jar is open isn't not adoor?

Have a great day!
Gracy:

you make my head hurt

I love these kinds of sillies! Some new ones in there, too!!

If a vegetarian eats vegetables

What does a humanitarian eat

Does any one have a picture of squirrel poop? Just asking. I've never seen it myself.

Yeah, why?

google it...

When they ship styrofoam what do you suppose they pack it in

You definitely need a hobby...


how about a chia pet???

i liked all of them accept for this one. its not clever at all really, not insulting the op or anything mind you...

Why do we park in driveways and drive on parkways?

Why is it that every time I pick my nose, it's full again in a few minutes?

Why do clocks run clockwise?

Why don't we get goosebumps on our faces?

Why are the numbers on a telephone keypad arranged differently than the numbers on a calculator keypad?

What's the difference between a "kit" and a "caboodle"?

Why is "Jack" a nickname for "John"?

Why do donuts have holes?

Why do mens' bicycles have a crossbar?

Why did humans lose all their hair except for their pubes and underarm hair?

Why do they call large trucks "semis"? Semi-whats?

Why do hotdogs come in packs of ten and the buns in eight?

Things to Ponder...........
When I need advice I just ask Robert Tilton... He is all knowing and all wise...

I was just thinking about money the other day so I asked him and he said...
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Yd_YlQ5ZSHI

yEaH!

And why isn't there mouse flavored cat foot and toilet flavored dogfood???

I think cat sh!t flavored dog food would be a hit too.