Topic: I Am So, SO Sorry!
OrangeCat's photo
Thu 06/18/09 01:33 AM
I see a lot of dead raccoons seems they love to get hit by cars

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Thu 06/18/09 01:34 AM
hey raccoon u have a "guy" friend or a real close friend on here? i wanna do something cool for you....

metalwing's photo
Thu 06/18/09 01:34 AM


non sequitur
There can be no absurd turns amidst a sea of absurdity.

Nor is this topic or this forum, even at its very base, a pre-established logical context (such as a discourse or debate; in fact, this forum is meant specifically for random, casual chat), something that is necessary in order for a "non sequitur" to appear.

In short, YOU are the "non sequitur" here, sir! And not a very good one, at that.

P.S. Yowt! YOWT! tears


So ... you can read but not understand complex sentences. That's progress. Someday you can look up 'manners'.

ZPicante's photo
Thu 06/18/09 01:35 AM

hey raccoon u have a "guy" friend or a real close friend on here? i wanna do something cool for you....
What the...?

First of all, no.

Second of all--that's right, you guessed it!--No.

ZPicante's photo
Thu 06/18/09 01:39 AM



non sequitur
There can be no absurd turns amidst a sea of absurdity.

Nor is this topic or this forum, even at its very base, a pre-established logical context (such as a discourse or debate; in fact, this forum is meant specifically for random, casual chat), something that is necessary in order for a "non sequitur" to appear.

In short, YOU are the "non sequitur" here, sir! And not a very good one, at that.

P.S. Yowt! YOWT! tears


So ... you can read but not understand complex sentences. That's progress. Someday you can look up 'manners'.
Uh, and what exactly is complex about the INCOMPLETE sentence "non sequitur"? I obviously understand more about it than you do and all I did was look it up on Wikipedia (to refresh my memory of the term, of course, since my ken is immeasurable).

...And, again, with the hypocrisy concerning "manners." Perhaps you should ascend above my impishness with some form of civility, especially considering your age, SIR?

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Thu 06/18/09 01:43 AM
k then ill make it just for you -- sorry to hurt your feelings

ZPicante's photo
Thu 06/18/09 01:45 AM
Edited by ZPicante on Thu 06/18/09 01:46 AM

k then ill make it just for you -- sorry to hurt your feelings
Okay. Now I really am confused.

How in love with me are you, exactly? I mean, on a scale from 1 to 10 (1 being "poised to attack," 10 being "I love you...I l-love you...MOST ardently!")?

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Thu 06/18/09 01:47 AM


k then ill make it just for you -- sorry to hurt your feelings
Okay. Now I really am confused.

How in love with me are you, exactly? I mean, on a scale from 1 to 10 (1 being "poised to attack," 10 being "I love you...I l-love you...MOST ardently!")?



right now? about a 5......youre pretty cool, i'd tell my pet about you if i had one

ZPicante's photo
Thu 06/18/09 01:49 AM



k then ill make it just for you -- sorry to hurt your feelings
Okay. Now I really am confused.

How in love with me are you, exactly? I mean, on a scale from 1 to 10 (1 being "poised to attack," 10 being "I love you...I l-love you...MOST ardently!")?



right now? about a 5......youre pretty cool, i'd tell my pet about you if i had one
Oh, that's great. That's JUST GREAT! Break it off with me, in front of all these people?! On a PUBLIC FORUM! AWWWWWWWWWWWW GEEEEE!

I'm sad. :|

OrangeCat's photo
Thu 06/18/09 01:51 AM
yawn

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Thu 06/18/09 01:55 AM
ready for what i said i was going to do for u?

ZPicante's photo
Thu 06/18/09 01:56 AM

ready for what i said i was going to do for u?
Sure, I'll bite.

ZPicante's photo
Thu 06/18/09 01:57 AM
(Metaphorically.)

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Thu 06/18/09 01:59 AM
I drew your picture :)




pretty cool huh?

didnt know i was an artist did we?

ZPicante's photo
Thu 06/18/09 02:04 AM
Yeet! YEET YOWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW!

Actually, that's pretty good, considering you're a philistine, and all. Thank you, my grand champion!

I saw you placed "Van Gogh" under your "interests," which un-philistine-s you somewhat. I am an artist, as well, though an entirely stagnated one, going through Emo doldrums. And that is as much personal information anyone will ever get out of me on this site...ever.

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Thu 06/18/09 02:06 AM

Yeet! YEET YOWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW!

Actually, that's pretty good, considering you're a philistine, and all. Thank you, my grand champion!

I saw you placed "Van Gogh" under your "interests," which un-philistine-s you somewhat. I am an artist, as well, though an entirely stagnated one, going through Emo doldrums. And that is as much personal information anyone will ever get out of me on this site...ever.



you and me both ;)

told you that you were a 5 ;)

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Thu 06/18/09 02:07 AM
speaking of van gogh --

i got 3 van gogh 8 x 10 prints
2 monets......


guess where i got em?

the walmart


guess how much they cost?

1 dollar each

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Thu 06/18/09 02:08 AM
by the way - would be pretty cool if you "copy pasted that" and at least put it in your "pictures", ya do get 18 ya know?

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Thu 06/18/09 02:15 AM
man

my picture killed the thread?

was it that bad? lol

ZPicante's photo
Thu 06/18/09 02:17 AM

speaking of van gogh --

i got 3 van gogh 8 x 10 prints
2 monets......


guess where i got em?

the walmart


guess how much they cost?

1 dollar each
Monets are far more impressive (hehe) in person, though, of course. I actually saw the one I love most (http://www.ibiblio.org/wm/paint/auth/monet/last/monet.etretat.jpg); stood feet in front of it. Amazing.

But yes, prints are cool.

The thread died because we stopped being *as* confrontational, I think. Or I did, rather.