Topic: I Am So, SO Sorry!
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Wed 06/17/09 11:17 PM

non sequitur
There can be no absurd turns amidst a sea of absurdity.

Nor is this topic or this forum, even at its very base, a pre-established logical context (such as a discourse or debate; in fact, this forum is meant specifically for random, casual chat), something that is necessary in order for a "non sequitur" to appear.

In short, YOU are the "non sequitur" here, sir! And not a very good one, at that.

P.S. Yowt! YOWT! tears

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Wed 06/17/09 11:21 PM
Go step on a landmine, raccoon. laugh

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Wed 06/17/09 11:36 PM

Go step on a landmine, raccoon. laugh
Your mom's face is a landmine, philistine!! EEET! YEEET YOW! YOWT! Atout atout! *Cryin'*

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Wed 06/17/09 11:37 PM
Why don't you go and gain 30 pounds! laugh

ZPicante's photo
Wed 06/17/09 11:41 PM

Why don't you go and gain 30 pounds! laugh
Yourmom'sfaceisgoingtogain30pounds,ohburn!

Yeet. :|

OrangeCat's photo
Thu 06/18/09 12:29 AM
laugh laugh

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Thu 06/18/09 01:10 AM
30 - 17 = ??

ZPicante's photo
Thu 06/18/09 01:13 AM

30 - 17 = ??
Your mom's face?

OrangeCat's photo
Thu 06/18/09 01:15 AM
yawn

ZPicante's photo
Thu 06/18/09 01:16 AM

yawn
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Thu 06/18/09 01:16 AM
30 - 17 = 13

your moms face = xxxxxx xx xx xxxxxx

but what does x = ?

ZPicante's photo
Thu 06/18/09 01:22 AM

30 - 17 = 13

your moms face = xxxxxx xx xx xxxxxx

but what does x = ?
Don't know! Don't care!

Why won't you just admit it? Admit that you love me?!

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Thu 06/18/09 01:24 AM


30 - 17 = 13

your moms face = xxxxxx xx xx xxxxxx

but what does x = ?
Don't know! Don't care!

Why won't you just admit it? Admit that you love me?!



xxxxxx xx xx xxxxxx = raccoon eyes

OrangeCat's photo
Thu 06/18/09 01:25 AM
yawn yawn

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Thu 06/18/09 01:26 AM

yawn yawn



come on dude, raccoon eyes smokin

ZPicante's photo
Thu 06/18/09 01:26 AM



30 - 17 = 13

your moms face = xxxxxx xx xx xxxxxx

but what does x = ?
Don't know! Don't care!

Why won't you just admit it? Admit that you love me?!



xxxxxx xx xx xxxxxx = raccoon eyes
OH, GOLLY! THAT MUST MEAN THAT -- YES, INDEED -- YOU DO LOVE ME! OH, GOLLY! GEEZ AREEZY!!

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Thu 06/18/09 01:27 AM

OH, GOLLY! THAT MUST MEAN THAT -- YES, INDEED -- YOU DO LOVE ME! OH, GOLLY! GEEZ AREEZY!!





caught me in the trash can with the poop red handed

sure do smokin

OrangeCat's photo
Thu 06/18/09 01:29 AM
I kill raccoons

ZPicante's photo
Thu 06/18/09 01:32 AM
caught me in the trash can with the poop red handed

sure do smokin
'Kay. *Primps rancid fur demurely*

I kill raccoons
I am willing to sacrifice for our relationship.

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Thu 06/18/09 01:32 AM

I kill raccoons



i saw a raccoon once

it was dead