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Topic: Dear Diary...........OMG another Diary Part 120 + - part 44
moofooga Joined Thu 01/31/08 Posts: 25515	Tue 06/16/09 07:29 PM
guess what I got dad for fathers day???? you have 3 guesses!!! A free pass to the local strip joint? A dead parrot? A bald tire?

Gypsy41 Joined Tue 05/15/07 Posts: 123359	Tue 06/16/09 07:32 PM
guess what I got dad for fathers day???? you have 3 guesses!!! A free pass to the local strip joint? A dead parrot? A bald tire? Nooooooooooooooooo you dont win the year supply of windex!!!

moofooga Joined Thu 01/31/08 Posts: 25515	Tue 06/16/09 07:36 PM
And thank goodness for that!

Gypsy41 Joined Tue 05/15/07 Posts: 123359	Tue 06/16/09 07:48 PM
Dear diary.....here we go again!!! Im checking out the profiles of guys who email me.........this is what they basically say.... I enjoy hunting, fishing, camping etc.., WTF?????? Im a girl!!!! female!!!! Do I look like i wanna go hunting with YOU????

Gypsy41 Joined Tue 05/15/07 Posts: 123359	Tue 06/16/09 07:50 PM
HEY YOU!!! Ya you!!!! guess waht?????????????????????????? nooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo!!!!!!!!!!!! **** no!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Gypsy41 Joined Tue 05/15/07 Posts: 123359	Tue 06/16/09 07:51 PM
I want a guy who will kiss my shoulders......

moofooga Joined Thu 01/31/08 Posts: 25515	Tue 06/16/09 07:53 PM
I want a guy who will kiss my shoulders...... Even if they have to get down on their knees to do that, huh.

Gypsy41 Joined Tue 05/15/07 Posts: 123359	Tue 06/16/09 07:57 PM
I want a guy who will kiss my shoulders...... Even if they have to get down on their knees to do that, huh. I dont seem to attract really tall men ........

polson Joined Sun 12/31/06 Posts: 28173	Tue 06/16/09 08:02 PM
Well, I am 6' and what a worm!

Gypsy41 Joined Tue 05/15/07 Posts: 123359	Tue 06/16/09 08:03 PM
dear diary.........a friend just called and wanted me to go for a walk.............uhhhhhhhhhhhhhhmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm I cant walk!!!

Gypsy41 Joined Tue 05/15/07 Posts: 123359	Tue 06/16/09 08:03 PM
and now the other phone is going....................dasfjkdfashjkhfdsajkhdfsajfhsjkahsdjkhafdjkdshajkdhjdskahdj

Gypsy41 Joined Tue 05/15/07 Posts: 123359	Tue 06/16/09 08:04 PM
Well, I am 6' and what a worm! youre a worm???

polson Joined Sun 12/31/06 Posts: 28173	Tue 06/16/09 08:22 PM
Tall enough to rub your shoulders!

Gypsy41 Joined Tue 05/15/07 Posts: 123359	Tue 06/16/09 08:26 PM
Tall enough to rub your shoulders! owwwwwwwwwwwwwwchie!!!! No I want my shoulders kissed and licked right now

moofooga Joined Thu 01/31/08 Posts: 25515	Tue 06/16/09 08:32 PM
I want a guy who will kiss my shoulders...... Even if they have to get down on their knees to do that, huh. I dont seem to attract really tall men ........ Well... you probably never tried to talk to them!

Gypsy41 Joined Tue 05/15/07 Posts: 123359	Tue 06/16/09 08:32 PM
dear diary.........I live in the wrong country to be here...........maybe i should leave........

Gypsy41 Joined Tue 05/15/07 Posts: 123359	Tue 06/16/09 08:43 PM
I want a guy who will kiss my shoulders...... Even if they have to get down on their knees to do that, huh. I dont seem to attract really tall men ........ Well... you probably never tried to talk to them! ??? I can barely reach my 6 ft son to give him a kiss good night!!!

Gypsy41 Joined Tue 05/15/07 Posts: 123359	Tue 06/16/09 08:45 PM
I think Im too small for the tall

wiley Joined Thu 12/13/07 Posts: 19738	Tue 06/16/09 08:50 PM
I think I'm too tall for the small. Whatever that means.

Gypsy41 Joined Tue 05/15/07 Posts: 123359	Tue 06/16/09 08:55 PM
nothing is ever right!!!