3 men died, one died of lung cancer, for smoking to much, second died of
aids,because he loved all types of women, the 3rd died of cirrhosis of
the liver for drinking to much,

they went to hell, and the devil smiling took them to a place where
there where 3 rooms,

he told the man who died of cirrhosis, to get in to a room and the room
was full of alcohol, all the alcohol in the world, and said, now you
will have alcohol for ever ha, ha, ha, FOR EVER

told the second man who died of aids to get in to the room, and the room
was full of women of every country different color and shape! and said,
now u will have women FOR EVER HA, HA, HA,

told the man who died of lung cancer to get in to the room and it was
full of cigarettes of all kind and different flavor/ and said, now you
will have cigarettes FOR EVER HA, HA, HA.

100 years later satan came back to check on them and see how they where
doing,
he opened the door of the first one and he was drunk ass hell and asked
satan to bring one of the demons so he can have a drinking partner

satan opened the second door and found the man who died of aids
busy, fuking a woman from behind and asked satan to close the door cuz
he was getting busy!!

when he opened the 3rd door of the man who died of lung cancer,
found the man passing back and forth and angry as a motha fuka
cussing at satan and calling him an ass hole,
said the man " you fuked up satan, how you left me here for a 100 years
with all of this cigarettes and NO MATCHES!!!!

or a lighter!!

WHO WRITES UR MATERIAL????????????

Thanks for the laugh

100 years and he couldn't find anything???? so much for creative
thinking..

i thought everything in hell was on fire , what the hell??????!!!!!

so much for fire and brimstone

This is where I need the "scratches head, looking confused" emoticon.