Topic: Ask a silly question..
DTHRomeo's photo
Sun 06/14/09 07:43 PM




Why do you talk funny Dan?



Because i am funny, its the same as why you talk like an idiot....


I guess takes one to know one ah?


That is generally what idiots say! lol!




Lol ... ****ker laugh

Dan99's photo
Sun 06/14/09 07:44 PM

That's true...I only met like 4 while I was there!

What's your favourite beer?



Free beer.

auburngirl's photo
Sun 06/14/09 07:45 PM
Where did you learn to sing and dance like that? :laughing:

Dan99's photo
Sun 06/14/09 07:47 PM

Where did you learn to sing and dance like that? :laughing:


The local pottery school for the disabled.

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Sun 06/14/09 07:50 PM
Why are Jeremy Clarkson, Gordon Ramsay, and Simon Cowell held in such high regard in the UK? laugh

Dan99's photo
Sun 06/14/09 07:55 PM

Why are Jeremy Clarkson, Gordon Ramsay, and Simon Cowell held in such high regard in the UK? laugh


They all tell you exactly how it is with no bullsh1t.

I on the other hand just talk bullsh1t..


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Sun 06/14/09 07:58 PM
rofl rofl rofl
At what point do you start to live life?spock

Dan99's photo
Sun 06/14/09 08:23 PM

rofl rofl rofl
At what point do you start to live life?spock



As soon as you accept God into your heart.





(I told ya i was going to be silly!)

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Sun 06/14/09 08:25 PM
Why are Haggis such a delicacy in the UK (well... Scotland, at least)? laugh

SunnyMcleod's photo
Sun 06/14/09 08:26 PM
How many Girls Aloud songs can you sing?

Dan99's photo
Sun 06/14/09 08:30 PM

Why are Haggis such a delicacy in the UK (well... Scotland, at least)? laugh


It isn't, not even in Scotland. In Scotland its just dinner rather than a delicacy.


Dan99's photo
Sun 06/14/09 08:31 PM

How many Girls Aloud songs can you sing?


Probably more than i would admit to!

mrjimmy1972's photo
Sun 06/14/09 08:33 PM
what colour is water?

Dan99's photo
Sun 06/14/09 08:34 PM

what colour is water?


In Scotland, its a rusty brown colour.


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Sun 06/14/09 08:37 PM
Is it true that the Blarney Stone was something used by knights and others of the era to piss and crap out of and NOT a good-luck symbol? laugh

Dan99's photo
Sun 06/14/09 08:39 PM

Is it true that the Blarney Stone was something used by knights and others of the era to piss and crap out of and NOT a good-luck symbol? laugh


I know that its true that Irishmen piss on the blarney stone because all the tourists kiss it!


mrjimmy1972's photo
Sun 06/14/09 08:40 PM


what colour is water?


In Scotland, its a rusty brown colour.


im from scotland too, the only brown rusty water i ever see is in my toilet after a good chicken vindaloo............ can u recommend any good toilet cleansers?
oops

Dan99's photo
Sun 06/14/09 08:43 PM



what colour is water?


In Scotland, its a rusty brown colour.


im from scotland too, the only brown rusty water i ever see is in my toilet after a good chicken vindaloo............ can u recommend any good toilet cleansers?
oops



Too? Im not Scottish!



Bleach is the best for removing turd stains!

auburngirl's photo
Sun 06/14/09 08:43 PM
Dan what time is it there?

Dan99's photo
Sun 06/14/09 08:45 PM

Dan what time is it there?


I dont know, but HERE it is 04:45am.