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Me too! But then I realized that it was ... well ... an Asian cartoon! And we make Smarties because we love tasty bite sized candy that are easy to eat with mitts on. Mmm I love the Smar You love the Smar...? ![]() |
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Me too! But then I realized that it was ... well ... an Asian cartoon! And we make Smarties because we love tasty bite sized candy that are easy to eat with mitts on. Mmm I love the Smar You love the Smar...? ![]() Inside joke...my best friend and I were eating them once and it went down like this TJ "You know what part of Smarties I love the best?" Me "The Smar?" TJ *blink* "I was gonna say guarana gum (or something like that)" Then BWAHAHAHAHAAHA Car fulla stoners, this is what happens ![]() ![]() |
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Me too! But then I realized that it was ... well ... an Asian cartoon! And we make Smarties because we love tasty bite sized candy that are easy to eat with mitts on. Mmm I love the Smar You love the Smar...? ![]() Inside joke...my best friend and I were eating them once and it went down like this TJ "You know what part of Smarties I love the best?" Me "The Smar?" TJ *blink* "I was gonna say guarana gum (or something like that)" Then BWAHAHAHAHAAHA Car fulla stoners, this is what happens ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() Nothing beats the Nerds conversation in my friends basement. Me: "You know why I like Nerds?" Dude: "Because they taste good?" Me: "I feel good biting the head off a Nerd." Dude: "I was gonna..wha?" |
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![]() ![]() ![]() Nothing beats the Nerds conversation in my friends basement. Me: "You know why I like Nerds?" Dude: "Because they taste good?" Me: "I feel good biting the head off a Nerd." Dude: "I was gonna..wha?" ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() Yea man, I love those conversations. I remember once seeing that they had their bird cage right at the roof level in the hallway, which is a weird place for a bird cage... Me "Is that a bird in a cage?" TJ "No" Me "Wha.... TJ "It's a rhinoceros" Me *gasp* "Serious?!" He said he'd been looking for an excuse to say rhinoceros all day ![]() |
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Anyone got a question?
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is a ducks ass watertight??
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I don't think so...but the feathers possibly help with keeping the water from getting in the duck's bum...
I don't know much about ducks, animals don't like me ![]() |
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who would win in a fight:
a kangaroo or a midget with a switchblade |
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Kangaroo. For sure. Big feet, fast, furry. Even if the lil bugger gets a slash or two in, he's get stomped out!
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well that's good to know. i was starting to lose sleep over it
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Hey, you know me, I love to help. Don't lose sleep, it's important.
Besides, kangaroos are way cooler than midgets ![]() |
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yeah, midgets just.... creep me out
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how the fok do u get a man around here?
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how the fok do u get a man around here? I've never been to Fife...is it nice? ![]() But mom says you gotta feed them. Apparently that's the key. Although I think there are more oral obligations involved as well. Again, more research may be in order ![]() |
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yes it's very nice and yes i don't mind additional oral obligations.
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Lovely. I'll make it a stop next time I'm in England.
And...that's great! Then from there I guess you could try witty jokes and charm or a chloroformed rag. Both can get messy though. ![]() |
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i'll go with the chloroform
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Good choice. Just make sure you do this in the evening, or are able to pass it off as "this dude had waaaaaaay too many pints at supper"
![]() No need to draw too much attention. Oh, maybe get a buddy to be lookout. That always comes in handy. |
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is it the same as date rape?
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Well...you didn't drug the fella (technically) and if you wait til he wakes up then I think it might be ok.
Just to be sure yell "SURPRISE!" And then it's surprise sex. Not rape |
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