100% FREE ONLINE DATING
sponsored links
Previous
| Topic: Mcleod's Answers... | |
|---|---|
|
|
|
Me too! But then I realized that it was ... well ... an Asian cartoon! And we make Smarties because we love tasty bite sized candy that are easy to eat with mitts on. Mmm I love the Smar You love the Smar...? 
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
Me too! But then I realized that it was ... well ... an Asian cartoon! And we make Smarties because we love tasty bite sized candy that are easy to eat with mitts on. Mmm I love the Smar You love the Smar...?
Inside joke...my best friend and I were eating them once and it went down like this TJ "You know what part of Smarties I love the best?" Me "The Smar?" TJ *blink* "I was gonna say guarana gum (or something like that)" Then BWAHAHAHAHAAHA Car fulla stoners, this is what happens  
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
Me too! But then I realized that it was ... well ... an Asian cartoon! And we make Smarties because we love tasty bite sized candy that are easy to eat with mitts on. Mmm I love the Smar You love the Smar...?
Inside joke...my best friend and I were eating them once and it went down like this TJ "You know what part of Smarties I love the best?" Me "The Smar?" TJ *blink* "I was gonna say guarana gum (or something like that)" Then BWAHAHAHAHAAHA Car fulla stoners, this is what happens
Nothing beats the Nerds conversation in my friends basement. Me: "You know why I like Nerds?" Dude: "Because they taste good?" Me: "I feel good biting the head off a Nerd." Dude: "I was gonna..wha?" |
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
Nothing beats the Nerds conversation in my friends basement. Me: "You know why I like Nerds?" Dude: "Because they taste good?" Me: "I feel good biting the head off a Nerd." Dude: "I was gonna..wha?" 
Yea man, I love those conversations. I remember once seeing that they had their bird cage right at the roof level in the hallway, which is a weird place for a bird cage... Me "Is that a bird in a cage?" TJ "No" Me "Wha.... TJ "It's a rhinoceros" Me *gasp* "Serious?!" He said he'd been looking for an excuse to say rhinoceros all day
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
Anyone got a question?
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
is a ducks ass watertight??
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
I don't think so...but the feathers possibly help with keeping the water from getting in the duck's bum...
I don't know much about ducks, animals don't like me 
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
who would win in a fight:
a kangaroo or a midget with a switchblade |
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
Kangaroo. For sure. Big feet, fast, furry. Even if the lil bugger gets a slash or two in, he's get stomped out!
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
well that's good to know. i was starting to lose sleep over it
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
Hey, you know me, I love to help. Don't lose sleep, it's important.
Besides, kangaroos are way cooler than midgets
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
yeah, midgets just.... creep me out
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
how the fok do u get a man around here?
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
how the fok do u get a man around here? I've never been to Fife...is it nice? 
But mom says you gotta feed them. Apparently that's the key. Although I think there are more oral obligations involved as well. Again, more research may be in order
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
yes it's very nice and yes i don't mind additional oral obligations.
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
Lovely. I'll make it a stop next time I'm in England.
And...that's great! Then from there I guess you could try witty jokes and charm or a chloroformed rag. Both can get messy though.
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
i'll go with the chloroform
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
Good choice. Just make sure you do this in the evening, or are able to pass it off as "this dude had waaaaaaay too many pints at supper"
No need to draw too much attention. Oh, maybe get a buddy to be lookout. That always comes in handy. |
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
is it the same as date rape?
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
Well...you didn't drug the fella (technically) and if you wait til he wakes up then I think it might be ok.
Just to be sure yell "SURPRISE!" And then it's surprise sex. Not rape |
|
|
|
|
