I knew I should've moved to Canada.

Maybe, but just remember that Quebec is technically not Canada. Steer clear of there and it's gravy baby

100,000 to 1 you say

No, just 100,000 MORE women then men. So you'll be well outnumbered when you get here. And trust me, you'll kill em with the accent. Girls here go ra-tarded for British fellas.


http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Ontario

There's Wikipedia's data on Ontario btw, you may wanna have a boo

did ontario last week
now its purely toronto on my brain. you know

Ontario is a BIG place!

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Greater_Toronto_Area

The GTA is alright. But it being the only really huge city we have people hate it. I'm in #5 I believe. But then it's 3 cities individually here.

There are a couple of areas of TO that need to be avoided. Jane & Finch for example. It's like our Brixton... serious

well im still reserchin, but ive been to brixton but thats another story...a long one
been threatened with stanley in scouse land as well but hey ho
and funny as it is to me , got stabbed in crewcern witch is a small town near me

I've heard of Crewcern, never realized it could be too dangerous.

TO is like any big city, watch your back and front and you'll be fine. And try not to talk to random strangers. That's a plus. I think you'll be fine though...

i went there with 5 random "mates" to sort a prob with cars getting torched (long story) after a long search we were on are way to the car when 5 or 10 cars full of local yobs turned up (landlords must of tipped them off) and well yeah got a screwdriver in the arm of all places. needless to say, we still held our own. and im gonna stop there as this isnt whats the best stabbing story post

Why did I read every post in this thread?

Move over poutine, Chip Butty is way more yummy.

Last snow was May 31st here.

Yo Sunny

You find me interesting, funny, or think I'm insane.

I hate chip butty! I never understood why people liked them.

Where is here? Oh I'll perv ya, never you mind *** Geez John! I remember you! How are you fella?

Wow! Well I'm glad you're ok! Stupid yobs.

Oh but I got one. When I was 15 my best friend was a guy named Oscar from El Salvador. He was a lot of fun and we got into all sorts of trouble together. After he got me arrested I was not allowed to see him and so 2 months goes by where we could only talk on the phone.

One day, he shows up at my door, holding his forearm together! Apparently he had been selling drugs and my neighbours ripped him off and stabbed him. So I got it put back together as best I could, dragged his butt to the clinic and got him fixed up. We were covered in blood and my mom was LOSING it when I got home. This is when I realized my mother really doesn't like Hispanics. Holy racist rant ma!

well thats moms for ya

Pervin' me won't get you the answer, I'll just say I'm a wee bit south of Algonquin Park.

I'm doing quite well, even better after seeing your pretty smilin' face.

Huntsville? Or Peterborough? I have a friend in Gravenhurst. I miss him.

Thank you John

East of Huntsville, north of Peterborough.

Totally a guess but... BOBCAYGEON!!! I love that name

didnt know about pilots bein renowned but i heard the snipers are

Yep!
In WWII the RAF trained their pilots in the Prairies. England was being bombed heavily and the flat land was perfect for it.
It's part of the reason Canada and the UK are still an interconnected armed force.
That and England is our Sovereign nation

is canada uk's ***** or is uk canada's *****