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Edited by
uk1971
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Fri 06/12/09 10:31 AM
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It's been proposed that the following warning signs be placed on
bottles to tip off drinkers about the possible perils of drinking a pint or two of any alcoholic beverage. 1. WARNING: Consumption of alcohol may cause you to wake up with breath that could knock a buzzard off a dead skunk. 2. WARNING: Consumption of alcohol is a major factor in dancing like an idiot. 3. WARNING: Consumption of alcohol may cause you to tell the same boring story over and over again until your friends want to assault you. 4. WARNING: Consumption of alcohol may cause you to thay shings like thish. 5. WARNING: Consumption of alcohol may cause you to tell the boss what you really think of him. 6. WARNING: Consumption of alcohol is the leading cause of inexplicable rug burn on the forehead. 7. WARNING: Consumption of alcohol may create the illusion that you are tougher, handsomer and smarter than some really, really big guy named Psycho Bill.    
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8. Warning: Consumption of alcohol may lead you to wake up next to something that you didn't want to.
9. Warning: Consumption may lead you to find a ring on your finger. |
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  I'll risk it |
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getting my beer goggles on now
beer should always come with a pair! drink this world beautiful! |
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getting my beer goggles on now beer should always come with a pair! drink this world beautiful! I would agree....beer should always come with a pair. Like These.....  Yup, those and a beer would be great way to celebrate friday! TM |
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