ok dentist, lunch, beach........what else???

I'll take a kiss instead

wow everyone shuts up when I get on.........do I smell that bad???

<-------wiggles her azzzzzzzzz


Latersssssssssssss

I can watch this show all day

....nah, I'm good kevin. Gotta remember- I got a keller B card. I got dynamite, det cord, and other stuff. Remember the tree stump removal? NASA is still b!tchin at me for putting that one oak stump in orbit. Sorry guys, it was just a slight miscalculation. That C4 is tricky stuff. Thank god noone was around that 3 mile radius. National geological survey registered it a 3.4 on the richter scale. We were 2 miles away. Threw us 14 feet on our ass. Back window in toddys car gone. 238 calls to 911. Still the biggest firecracker ever lit off in the county. Sheriff showed up and said "I shoulda guessed it was you two"! In which we replied "What?!! What?!! We are deaf"!! I told him the stump is gone. He said yeah, so is a big chunk of my county. Looking at the hole he said "You two dummies ever think of going into the olympic size pool business"? I'm telling you- slight miscalculation by about half. E=MC2. Times energy output divided my mass. Multiplied by square inch power. Don't subtract displacement quotias.

We popped one a month ago. It plopped out of the ground like a big cat turd. Whummpfff!! No problems. Just had problems that one time. Its ok. NASA just flies the shuttles around that stump.

ok, biker .....

We save the dynamite and phoschlorate sticks for fishing. Um uh, I mean beaver dam and sandbar removal! Yeah, yeah, that's the ticket.

One 4th of july my freinds and I went to a big fireworks stand. That became amusing. My freinds with disposable income buying lots of fireworks of your typical fare- firecrackers, bottle rockets, roman candles, cakes, little mortars. I'm laughing at them and teasing them for wasting their money. They get mad at me and are about ready to beat me up when I look at the salesman and say "Where's the big stuff"? He says "You got a keller B card explosives"? "Yup! Right here". "You got a license to transport"? "Yup! Right here". "You got a county license for discharge"? "Yup! Right here". "Do you have all your safety gear"? "Yup! Behind the seat". The next thing you know they are taking all of us into a warehouse. As they escort us through the fireproof staticproof curtains I looked at my freinds and said "You've always wanted to see what's behind the curtains at the wizard of OZ- well here we go"!!! F*cking kids in a candy store. Wow!!! Wow!!! Wow!!! Bunch of adult (sometimes) men drooling over enough firepower to take out a small city at their fingertips. I told em "You guys buy whatever you want and I will wire the tables and set em off on the 4th". And they did. Close to 5 grand in class A sh!t you see at festivals and fairs. I went down the rows explaining each shell and what it does. 10 inch ring shell. Pops a red 60 foot donut. 18 inch cornicopia shell, single report, multicolored, 300 foot blast pattern. 13 inch multireport crackle shell, some with buzzing bees, some with salutes, 110 foot pattern. We loaded up the shells, ceramic cannons, det cord, wire, everything and took it to my buddies barn and built sand traps for the cannons and put em on a 45 foot car hauler trailer. They bought a 7 dollar county permit to pop em off at the rock quarry. The state inspected the display trailer and gear and signed off. The county inspected it and made us take 2 display shells off our list because they were too big and slightly illegal. They confiscated them. Then passed us on inspection! Our show lasted an hour- seen over 20 miles. About 400 people stopped and watched. Lots of B salutes (those flash! Boom! Shells). A nice psyche fake finale and a hard wired finale that sent so much stuff in the air at once that it looked like daytime and coincidently got hot enough to burn the canons, and the finale tables up, and even melted the sand. Josh looked at me and said "Hey! It isn't supposed to do that- is it"? I said "No, its really on fire. But the crowd is just screaming and cheering so we will pretend its part of the show". A safe great time had by all. But lots of work. Still better than bottle rockets and roman candles. Freinds don't let freinds shoot off cheap sh!tty fireworks! Aint that right kevin?

ok biker I do love you


the best we do is 500 gram repeters on the mountian

I must be color blind

ya most men are but hey you are cute!!!! 2 thumbs up for that!!

dear diary.......I just got back from the beach and Im dark and tipsy................whoaaaaaa

thank god I no longer feel............anything...........

Dear Diary, Can a white guy get an afro --- desiac?

because sometimes I dont wanna feel anything......at all.

white guys shouldnt jump or get fros........thats just not good karma mon!!

Damn. I knew I'd been doing something wrong all this time.