Busy girl?!

Don't trip over the litter box and green paint cans!

too late......
she tripped over the paint can's and fell face first in the litter box !

My cats name is SANDY. hehehehee

My other one is named CARAMEL!

Dear diary, this week is not going as planned. This morning I stopped for fuel. As I'm fueling a van pulls up to the gas pumps, guy jumps out, van explodes! This van is completely on fire at the gas pumps. Without thinking (something I'm good at) I grab my fire extinguisher. The manager runs up and I say "How long before the fire department gets here"? He says 7 minutes. I'm like "The gas station will be gone by then! Let's keep it cool"! So I hit it with fire extinguishers one by one till empty. 30 of them. And by that time we heard the sirens coming and ran for cover. I was on tv again. I'm a ham.

my cat's name is kelly-kelly ....and she is a pain my azz !

My quote for the tv news.... "I couldve given a sh!t less about the guys van. I didn't want my favorite gas station burned to the ground. They have good coffee here".

And you just know they will put that on the noon news in milwaukee.

thats funny biker ....

So diary, I blew a fusable link in my pickup truck going to work, had to get towed, was 7 hours late. Got caught up, then was late because of van explosion. Now I'm later because of chitcago traffic.

i've got some stick's that go boom-boom !
want to borrow some ????

You like my new cologne? Its eau de melted plastic!

Here Kelly-Kelly, wanna play with some nice sticks?!? LOL

I thought it was your job to play with the sticks

My coworker mike pulled into that gas station just as the fire departments putting out the fire. He looks at me and says "Alright, who pissed you off this time and what did YOU do"?

I replied "Don't smoke around my venison jerky farts".

ok Im beauuuuuuuuuuuuutiful now!!! My eyelashes are 2 inches long. Blink blink!!!

You've always been beautiful

Ohhhhhhhhh you so deserve $20 for saying that!!!