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| Topic: Dear Diary...........OMG another Diary Part 120 + - part 43 | |
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Dear diary..........what is with all these deer hunters wanting to go out with me???  Do I look like someone who would go out with a guy who holds up a deer head and antlers????  Ummmmmmmmmmmm bear hunting on a first date????? WTF DO THEY GET THESE PEOPLE????   It's Canada! What do you think!  Why do I attract the dead animal people????
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the dear meat i eat is two legged !
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Dear diary..........what is with all these deer hunters wanting to go out with me??? Do I look like someone who would go out with a guy who holds up a deer head and antlers???? Ummmmmmmmmmmm bear hunting on a first date????? WTF DO THEY GET THESE PEOPLE???? It's Canada! What do you think! Why do I attract the dead animal people???? They probably think you're a dead animal. |
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Some guy wants to take me out for a drink.......deer blood cocktail???
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And noooooooooooooooooo dude!!! I dont wanna go hunting on a date!!!! or everrrrrrrrrrrr???? How about that????
Just drop me off at the mall!!!! 
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I cant wait for the men with fish!!!!
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why do you smell like a fish ????
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I cant wait for the men with fish!!!! At least they won't think you smell funny, huh Gyp!
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I smell good!!!
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And fishy!
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I smell good!!!
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And fishy! 
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Nope. Do you?
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Nope. Do you? |
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And your fishiness.
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The word of the day is IDIOT!!! BROUGHT TO YOU BY THE LETTER 7 AND THE NUMBER U!!!
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Whatever you say, Lil' Miss Fishy!
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if it smell's like chicken-keep on licking !
 if it smell's trout -get the hell out !
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hOLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLY DEAR ABBY????
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