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| Topic: Dear Diary...........OMG another Diary Part 120 + - part 43 | |
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step 5: Remove bananas from ddn's ears and insert cabbage rolls into his mouth!!!
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step 6.....tweak my nipples
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Step 7: Insert lima beans into ddn's belly button!!!
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step 8 ... wash off yesterday's corn and serve it to unsuspecting enemies
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Step 9: Take metal spikes out of ddn's shoes
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Step 10 "tuck it"
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Step 11: Always wear clean underwear!!!
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<------looks at hindu clothes again
<-------looks for sunglasses <------puts on shoes |
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<-----wonder why so many guys are checking out a barbie doll!!
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omg owie
why do kittens prefer the floor  my back dont like me on the floor holy kitten poo batman my backs spasming  passsssss the Bensgay !
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... a duck was about to cross the road when a chicken came running up and said... don't do it man ... you will never here the end of it
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Omg that sausage mcmuffin and hashbrown was almost better than sex!!!!
Now I wanna roll over....
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... a duck was about to cross the road when a chicken came running up and said... don't do it man ... you will never here the end of it
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Omg that sausage mcmuffin and hashbrown was almost better than sex!!!! Now I wanna roll over.... wheres MY hash brown mang? |
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omg the word of the day is PATHETIC!!! BROUGHT TO YOU BY THE LETTER 4 AND THE NUMBER W!!!!
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you got mail!!!
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ughhhhhhhhhhhhh going back to bed
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Hi. Is it happy pill saturday yet?
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I'm gonna go to the lake an gather some rocks an have a picnic
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I'm just gonna attempt to make it home!
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