british airways...

its not a written law but a verbal one
that two born again christian pilots cant
fly together incase of the rapture..
that would leave the plane without pilots.

When the Ark's door was closed, Noah called a meeting with all the
animals.
"Listen up!" Noah said with a demanding voice. "There will be NO SEX on
this trip! All of you males take off your ----- and hand it in to my
sons. I will sit over there and write you a receipt. After we see land,
you can get your ----- back."

After about a week Mr. Rabbit sneaked into his wife's cage and said
excitedly. "Quick! Get on my shoulders and look out the window to see if
there is any land out there!"

Mrs. Rabbit got onto his shoulders, looked out the window, and said
sadly: "Sorry, no land yet."

"Darn it!", exclaimed Mr. Rabbit.

This went on every day until Mrs. Rabbit got fed up with him.

"What is the matter with you? You know it will rain for forty days and
nights. only after the water has drained will we be able to see land.
Why are you acting so strangely every day?"

"LOOK!", said Mr. Rabbit with a very sly expression, as he held out a
piece of paper...



"...I GOT THE HORSE'S RECEIPT!!"

Heh heh lmao...

good one there pussy. that made my night!! ^_^

Hey chismah, what up with this! u change your imagine.

Really good stuuf RECON,,keep it up,,and hope you get a kick out of some
of mine as well,,have a good one,,and LOVE TO ALL

interesting

i guess someone believes

hehehehe