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And don't get me started on california either. We will be here allllllllll night. Who the f*ck invented those vapor recovery nozzles on the gas pumps in california that hardly work for motorcycle gastanks? I wanna kill that guy. Then cut off his nuts and dangle them from my motorcycles license plates. Then shove a pack of fire safety cigarettes up his ass.
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I'm stuck in battle creek michigan tonite because a trooper with binoculars sitting in the bushes on I94 stopped me and gave me a 64 dollar seat belt ticket on that rough ass stretch of road where you take your seat belt off so you don't get whiplash. What a scam. Told him that too. Told him to fix the f*cking road. F*ck michigan. Why follow the laws when the state doesn't even have the respect to fix what they can very well fix, but for whatever reason don't? This state has earned zero respect from me since I've been here, where the hell do my tax dollars go? A big hole? Of all the places I've been in the United States, I've by far hated the mid-west the most... |
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Takes a deep breath and a drink of my orange coke.
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Queensland....beautiful one day....perfect the next.
The home of golden beaches, rolling surf, the Great Barrier Reef... and me. |
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I'm stuck in battle creek michigan tonite because a trooper with binoculars sitting in the bushes on I94 stopped me and gave me a 64 dollar seat belt ticket on that rough ass stretch of road where you take your seat belt off so you don't get whiplash. What a scam. Told him that too. Told him to fix the f*cking road. F*ck michigan. it is, it's crooked as scrrreeww. they taxed me triple this year. $10,000.00 summer tax, and 2,000.00 winter tax!!!! home owner..... |
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Edited by
darkowl1
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Mon 06/01/09 08:07 PM
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(sound of chewing because i'm too dumb to make them picture thingys of popcorn) waiting
kisses winx on cheek.......still waiting |
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Edited by
Winx
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Mon 06/01/09 08:07 PM
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People in Missouri consider Branson to be a small town. Yes, it is a tourist attraction but it's population is only about 7,000 people. That's even with the fact that "Through the 90's Branson's population has grown by about 63%. It is estimated that in the first 5 years of this decade the population of Branson has grown by about 16%." Took that from their demographics. lol It is a small town. my town has 359 people.. Branson is a city! lol The St. Louis area has about 2,803,033 people. Branson is a small town to us. I can't even imagine only 359 people. My child goes to a very small school with only 500 children in it. i cant breathe around that many people!! here.. i know where my kids are.. who they are with.. what they are doing in school, and if they are doddeling on the way home.. and all before they even get out of school.. if i cant find the kids.. i walk down the street with a pizzed off look, yelling their names.. and the neighbors say "they just rode by on their bikes headed to the park.. they were with colt, they not check in? brats! ill keep an eye on them for ya next time" and i can see the stars on my front pordch.. and i live in the middle of town. lol That sounds nice, Izzie. We have that kind of feeling in the county in subdivisions. |
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And don't get me started on california either. We will be here allllllllll night. Who the f*ck invented those vapor recovery nozzles on the gas pumps in california that hardly work for motorcycle gastanks? I wanna kill that guy. Then cut off his nuts and dangle them from my motorcycles license plates. Then shove a pack of fire safety cigarettes up his ass. its against the law for me to pump my own gas in Oregon lol |
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What I like about my small town (pop is about 11,000) is the very idea you can be somewhat anonymous most of the time and still be known some times. A good balance I say.
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I'm stuck in battle creek michigan tonite because a trooper with binoculars sitting in the bushes on I94 stopped me and gave me a 64 dollar seat belt ticket on that rough ass stretch of road where you take your seat belt off so you don't get whiplash. What a scam. Told him that too. Told him to fix the f*cking road. F*ck michigan. it is, it's crooked as scrrreeww. they taxed me triple this year. $10,000.00 summer tax, and 2,000.00 winter tax!!!! home owner..... |
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(sound of chewing because i'm too dumb to make them picture thingys of popcorn) waiting kisses winx on cheek.......still waiting Winx kisses you back. |
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Edited by
darkowl1
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Mon 06/01/09 08:15 PM
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I'm stuck in battle creek michigan tonite because a trooper with binoculars sitting in the bushes on I94 stopped me and gave me a 64 dollar seat belt ticket on that rough ass stretch of road where you take your seat belt off so you don't get whiplash. What a scam. Told him that too. Told him to fix the f*cking road. F*ck michigan. it is, it's crooked as scrrreeww. they taxed me triple this year. $10,000.00 summer tax, and 2,000.00 winter tax!!!! home owner..... i'm not waitin to turn out the lights! sound of 300 c tire makin time subtle howl--------------------> hugs winx , glad you're not in mich winx....bad here for little ones too. |
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New Jersey
Samantha: Easy, sport. I got myself outta Beirut once, I think I can get outta New Jersey. Mitch: Yeah? Well, don't be so sure. Others have tried and failed. The entire population, in fact. ~The Long Kiss Goodnight~ Bon Jovi , Bruce Springsteen ... I'm drawing a blank now I SO miss Cali! And i had to come back here! Ok i'm done *Walks Away* |
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I love where I live. I've been almost everywhere. I strategically moved to wisconsin. I feel safe and loved there. Not to mention the lowest insurance rates and crime rates in the nation. Haven't had a murder in my county since 1973. I feel safe.
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New Jersey Samantha: Easy, sport. I got myself outta Beirut once, I think I can get outta New Jersey. Mitch: Yeah? Well, don't be so sure. Others have tried and failed. The entire population, in fact. ~The Long Kiss Goodnight~ Bon Jovi , Bruce Springsteen ... I'm drawing a blank now I SO miss Cali! And i had to come back here! Ok i'm done *Walks Away* dude |
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New Jersey Samantha: Easy, sport. I got myself outta Beirut once, I think I can get outta New Jersey. Mitch: Yeah? Well, don't be so sure. Others have tried and failed. The entire population, in fact. ~The Long Kiss Goodnight~ Bon Jovi , Bruce Springsteen ... I'm drawing a blank now I SO miss Cali! And i had to come back here! Ok i'm done *Walks Away* dude Hey bro! |
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Illinois, the only state I know that brags about their murder rate...
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New Jersey Samantha: Easy, sport. I got myself outta Beirut once, I think I can get outta New Jersey. Mitch: Yeah? Well, don't be so sure. Others have tried and failed. The entire population, in fact. ~The Long Kiss Goodnight~ Bon Jovi , Bruce Springsteen ... I'm drawing a blank now I SO miss Cali! And i had to come back here! Ok i'm done *Walks Away* dude Know exactly how you feel. My parents dragged me out to New Mexico when I was 14. I'm hoping to move back on the 15th.. we'll see if some freak occurence doesn't happen to force me to stay. Again. |
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I love where I live. I've been almost everywhere. I strategically moved to wisconsin. I feel safe and loved there. Not to mention the lowest insurance rates and crime rates in the nation. Haven't had a murder in my county since 1973. I feel safe. you have too many friends to back you up incase of trouble....i'm one of em......you should feel safe bro. good way to avoid it, though, movin to wis. pretty place like here, but not the hassle. |
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I'm stuck in battle creek michigan tonite because a trooper with binoculars sitting in the bushes on I94 stopped me and gave me a 64 dollar seat belt ticket on that rough ass stretch of road where you take your seat belt off so you don't get whiplash. What a scam. Told him that too. Told him to fix the f*cking road. F*ck michigan. it is, it's crooked as scrrreeww. they taxed me triple this year. $10,000.00 summer tax, and 2,000.00 winter tax!!!! home owner..... i'm not waitin to turn out the lights! sound of 300 c tire makin time subtle howl--------------------> hugs winx , glad you're not in mich winx....bad here for little ones too. That doesn't sound good for my little one then. I like your plates. |
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