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I had 18 bottles of whisky in my cellar, and was told by my wife to empty the contents of each and every bottle down the sink, or else!!! I said I would, and I proceeded with the unpleasant task. I withdrew the cork from the first bottle and poured the contents down the sink, with the exception of one glass, which I drank. I then withdrew the cork from the third bottle, and poured the whisky down the sink, which I drank. I pulled the cork from the fourth bottle down the sink and poured the bottle down the glass, which I drank. I pulled the bottle from the cork of the next, and drunk one sink out of it, and threw the rest down the glass. I pulled the sink out of the next glass and poured the cork down the bottle. Then, I corked the sink with the glass, bottled the drink, and drank the pour. When I had everything emptied, I steadied the house with one hand, counted the glasses, corks, bottles, and sink with the other, which were 29, and as the house came by, I counted them again, and finally had all the houses in one bottle, which I drank. I am not under the affluence of incohol as some tinkle peep I am. I am not half as thunk as you might drink. I fool so feelish. I don’t know who are me, and the drunker I stand here, the longer I get.
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I had 18 bottles of whisky in my cellar, and was told by my wife to empty the contents of each and every bottle down the sink, or else!!! I said I would, and I proceeded with the unpleasant task. I withdrew the cork from the first bottle and poured the contents down the sink, with the exception of one glass, which I drank. I then withdrew the cork from the third bottle, and poured the whisky down the sink, which I drank. I pulled the cork from the fourth bottle down the sink and poured the bottle down the glass, which I drank. I pulled the bottle from the cork of the next, and drunk one sink out of it, and threw the rest down the glass. I pulled the sink out of the next glass and poured the cork down the bottle. Then, I corked the sink with the glass, bottled the drink, and drank the pour. When I had everything emptied, I steadied the house with one hand, counted the glasses, corks, bottles, and sink with the other, which were 29, and as the house came by, I counted them again, and finally had all the houses in one bottle, which I drank. I am not under the affluence of incohol as some tinkle peep I am. I am not half as thunk as you might drink. I fool so feelish. I don’t know who are me, and the drunker I stand here, the longer I get.
Cheers  
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