1. Your house plants are alive, and you can’t smoke any of them.
2. Having sex in a twin bed is out of the question.
3. You keep more food than beer in the fridge.
4. 6:00AM is when you get up, not when you go to bed.
5. You hear your favorite song in an elevator.
6. You watch the Weather Channel.
7. Your friends marry and divorce instead of “hook up” and “break up.”
8. You go from 130 days of vacation time to 14.
9. Jeans and a sweater no longer qualify as “dressed up.”
10. You’re the one calling the police because those %&@# kids next door won’t turn down the stereo.
11. Older relatives feel comfortable telling sex jokes around you.
12. You don’t know what time Taco Bell closes anymore.
13. Your car insurance goes down, and your car payments go up.
14. You feed your dog Science Diet, instead of McDonald’s leftovers.
15. Sleeping on the couch makes your back hurt.
16. You take naps sometimes between noon and 6 PM.
17. Dinner and a movie is the whole date instead of the beginning of one.
18. Eating a basket of chicken wings at 3 AM would severely upset, rather than settle, your stomach.
19. If you’re female, you go to the drug store for ibuprofen and antacid, not condoms and pregnancy tests.
20. A $4.00 bottle of wine is no longer “pretty good stuff.”
21. You actually eat breakfast food at breakfast time.
22. “I just can’t drink the way I used to” replaces “I’m never going to drink that much again.”
23. 90% of the time you spend in front of a computer is for real work.
24. You drink at home to save money before going to a bar.
25. You read this entire list,looking desperately for one sign that doesn’t apply to you and can’t find one to save your sorry OLD butt.

Wait!! There's a solution

for my pard

i'll come back to this one

Thanks for giving us number 25. Just hit us old geezers while we are down!

11. Older relatives feel comfortable telling sex jokes around you.


When I got married at 16, my Grandpa walked over to my groom and said.."Just 'cause you married my grand daughter, doesn't mean you're gonna $#@& her!"

A sign of creeping old age.

Shshshsh now only half of those apply so does that mean I'm only half as old as I look hehehe or feel

Self-deprecation isn't by any way is going to let you get closer to your goal - I presume you are single and want to find someone.

I know that being at a certain age where one can find humor of the predicament of not being young anymore, but why subject oneself to the stereotype of being "old" when in fact it is only of the body, not mindset?

#26
having your mother call you by your sisters, daughter name in front of you(instead of your own name)

i have actually called my son his sisters name by accedent and he looked and at me said im not her..

#27. Having to increase the font size of this page so you can read it.

ahhhh No...,....dont take this sight so serious......you will go farther !!!

WOW

#28 Having to lean head closer to the screen to read the list and falling off chair saying "I've fallen and can't get up!"

check it out hit liz up happy birthday, speakin of gettin older

http://mingle2.com/topic/show/226714

Well, it certainly beats the alternative!

Great list

Hell, 20 out of 25 ain`t bad

LMAO