You're a peach...but baby..together we're a pair!

I dont use pick up lines...........but this one was used on me awhile back.........

I'VE GOT THE FEVER, FOR YOUR BEAVER!!!!!!!!!!

Line someone tried to use on me. Do you like Italian Sausage? How would you like some in ya?

Do you have any Italian in you...?
would you like some??????

MMMMmmm MMMMMMMMMmmmm you look like a two piece and a biscuit and I'm hungry.

Is that a mirror in your pocket cause I see myself in your pants.

from night at the roxbury

hey do you wanna play hide the sausage with me?

or "stuff the cabbage" .

Hey, stuffed cabbage...ever had any?

can't say that I have...

DIRECTIONS

1. Place the head of cabbage in a large pot over high heat and add water to cover. Boil cabbage for 15 minutes, or until it is pliable and soft. Drain and allow to cool completely. Remove the hard outer vein from the leaves.
2. In a separate large bowl, combine the beef, rice, garlic powder and the egg, mixing well. Place a small amount, about the size of your palm, into the center of a cabbage leaf and fold leaf over, tucking in the sides of the leaf to keep meat mixture inside.
3. Pile up the filled leaves in a large pot, putting the larger leaves on the bottom. Add the tomato juice, vinegar and sugar and enough water to cover. Simmer over medium low heat for about 60 minutes. (Note: Keep an eye on them, making sure the bottom of leaves do not burn.)



Were you thinking about something else? Hey it's a recipe, why is this in the sex forum now?

CAN I PICK YOUR NOSE............

you remind me alot of my future wife.

Arnold, from Texas!

I don't have any Italian but I do have a German Sausage if you would like...

Hello April, How's the east side treating you?
My new phone can't text you for some reason... Have you changed your number? I know I don't have to tell you but don't post it here... E-mail me ok... Eddie

Ok this one actually made me laugh. "Baby, I know your name's not Sapphire cause you got a body cut like a diamond".

And did it work???

I have a really nice stoop...want to see it?

Hey baby..how bout some fries with that...SHAKE!!!!

Nice shoes wanna f#!k?

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