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Topic: i got to go poop
cottonelle Joined Fri 06/27/08 Posts: 3594	Wed 05/27/09 06:54 PM
anyone ever sit on the pot so long that there legs fell asleep (go numb)

Dan99 Joined Sat 08/23/08 Posts: 14941	Wed 05/27/09 06:57 PM
anyone ever sit on the pot so long that there legs fell asleep (go numb) No but i once sat on my hand before masturbating to make it feel like it was someone else doing it for me.

cottonelle Joined Fri 06/27/08 Posts: 3594	Wed 05/27/09 06:59 PM
anyone ever sit on the pot so long that there legs fell asleep (go numb) No but i once sat on my hand before masturbating to make it feel like it was someone else doing it for me. i tried that but after my hand was asleep i couldnt get a good grip so i had to get out the peanut butter and call the dog in from outside

Dan99 Joined Sat 08/23/08 Posts: 14941	Wed 05/27/09 07:02 PM
anyone ever sit on the pot so long that there legs fell asleep (go numb) No but i once sat on my hand before masturbating to make it feel like it was someone else doing it for me. i tried that but after my hand was asleep i couldnt get a good grip so i had to get out the peanut butter and call the dog in from outside Id like to meet your dog.

cottonelle Joined Fri 06/27/08 Posts: 3594	Wed 05/27/09 07:03 PM
anyone ever sit on the pot so long that there legs fell asleep (go numb) No but i once sat on my hand before masturbating to make it feel like it was someone else doing it for me. i tried that but after my hand was asleep i couldnt get a good grip so i had to get out the peanut butter and call the dog in from outside Id like to meet your dog. shes pretty good. i had her teeth filed so her bite dont hurt much

PATSFAN Joined Mon 12/10/07 Posts: 42782	Wed 05/27/09 07:04 PM
anyone ever sit on the pot so long that there legs fell asleep (go numb) Yes & I've fallen asleep on the hopper

motowndowntown Joined Wed 11/19/08 Posts: 21823	Wed 05/27/09 07:04 PM
My dog likes to drink out of the toilet. It tickles and makes it hard to read the paper.

Dan99 Joined Sat 08/23/08 Posts: 14941	Wed 05/27/09 07:08 PM
anyone ever sit on the pot so long that there legs fell asleep (go numb) Yes & I've fallen asleep on the hopper Where i used to live i fell asleep on the toilet once and was found my my housemates girlfriend. Apparantly my chin was balanced in my hand, and it looked like i was having a deep ponder. I was known as 'The Thinker' for a while after that.

cottonelle Joined Fri 06/27/08 Posts: 3594	Wed 05/27/09 07:13 PM
anyone ever sit on the pot so long that there legs fell asleep (go numb) Yes & I've fallen asleep on the hopper i can honestly say i`ve never fell asleep on the pot...lol

Dan99 Joined Sat 08/23/08 Posts: 14941	Wed 05/27/09 07:22 PM
anyone ever sit on the pot so long that there legs fell asleep (go numb) Yes & I've fallen asleep on the hopper i can honestly say i`ve never fell asleep on the pot...lol For gods sake Phil! Im trying to bring myself off over this thread, you could at least make a story up!

MahanMahan Joined Wed 01/21/09 Posts: 5844	Wed 05/27/09 07:25 PM


auburngirl Joined Fri 04/27/07 Posts: 18811	Wed 05/27/09 07:26 PM
anyone ever sit on the pot so long that there legs fell asleep (go numb) No but i once sat on my hand before masturbating to make it feel like it was someone else doing it for me.

cottonelle Joined Fri 06/27/08 Posts: 3594	Wed 05/27/09 07:28 PM
anyone ever sit on the pot so long that there legs fell asleep (go numb) No but i once sat on my hand before masturbating to make it feel like it was someone else doing it for me. that is no laughing matter, he take his masterbation vary seriously

auburngirl Joined Fri 04/27/07 Posts: 18811	Wed 05/27/09 07:31 PM
As should we all!

PATSFAN Joined Mon 12/10/07 Posts: 42782	Wed 05/27/09 07:32 PM
anyone ever sit on the pot so long that there legs fell asleep (go numb) Yes & I've fallen asleep on the hopper Where i used to live i fell asleep on the toilet once and was found my my housemates girlfriend. Apparantly my chin was balanced in my hand, and it looked like i was having a deep ponder. I was known as 'The Thinker' for a while after that. That's how i was

Eddiemma Joined Mon 01/05/09 Posts: 3043	Thu 05/28/09 01:42 AM
Well, after all this did you give your chocolate submarine a name? How about naming him before you flush and he goes scuba diving down into the abyss.. How about- Stinky Mc Gilacutti (the IIIIII-rish excrement) http://www.poopnames.com/

rara777 Joined Thu 10/18/07 Posts: 61408	Thu 05/28/09 04:22 AM
Are you poopin yet? Here I sit all broken hearted. Tried to poop but only farted.

cottonelle Joined Fri 06/27/08 Posts: 3594	Thu 05/28/09 01:43 PM
Are you poopin yet? Here I sit all broken hearted. Tried to poop but only farted. here i sit in my vapor damn, no more toilet paper late for work no time to linger look out butt here come a finger

cottonelle Joined Fri 06/27/08 Posts: 3594	Thu 05/28/09 05:24 PM
i found me and koury a new toilet. i hope she likes it. what do you all think?

auburngirl Joined Fri 04/27/07 Posts: 18811	Thu 05/28/09 05:24 PM
THE LOVE TOILET!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!