100% FREE ONLINE DATING
sponsored links
Previous
| Topic: Dear Diary...........OMG another Diary Part 120 + - part 41 | |
|---|---|
|
|
|
oh crap!!! I have a merkin!!! uno momento!!!
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
bwhahahahaaaaaaaaaaaaa!!!
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
That's the one! |
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
I have a pretty nice merkin dont I!!!
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
what is that tp poople doing?!
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
what is that tp poople doing?!
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
the one that looks like a muff muff
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
holy crap!!! That looks like somebody I know!!!
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
it's the point-of-view (POV)...
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
lol I had to take my merkin off........charles may get upset!!!
 
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
i understand - i took mine off too!
it was salacious! |
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
made me think of seaweed..........
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
dear diary........I keep forgetting this is a dating site!!1
Why am I here again???
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
Darling.....you got to let me know
should I stay or should I go!!  
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
dear diary it happens all the time...goodnight dear diary...
 
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
gnite slow!!!
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
Edited by
Gypsy41
on
Sun 05/31/09 02:15 AM
|
|
dear diary.......Im thinking about the birds!!!!
They are going to wake me up in 5 hours with their incessant nattering!!!! WTF are those birds talking about??? I could just shoot those wild birds !!!!
die die dieeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee!!! already
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
<----killing birds in her mind!!!
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
ok so this is how it works......
the birds are saying tweet tweet caw caw fuggggggggggggg offfffffffffff fugggggggggggg off!!!
And immediately the cats wake up!!!
Everybody is tweeting and poking me in the eyes with their cat paws and biting my head and STARING AT ME AND STANDING ON MY BOOBS!!!! GAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHH I need sleep you bast*rds!!!
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
dear diary........I just looked at my eyebrows.........
I look like this------------> 
|
|
|
|
|
