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Topic: Dear Diary...........OMG another Diary Part 120 + - part 41
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Sun 05/31/09 12:50 AM


dear diary......the drug dealer across the street is having a party. His music sucks......I hope the screaming drunken loser people leave soon.


Stop pretending you live on a street. Nobody believes you. You cant afford to live on a street.
Its a street....and the loser is playing crappola rap. At least he could have invited me!!!noway laugh laugh

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Sun 05/31/09 12:52 AM

Dear diary........why dont guys have to go through this???? They dont have to go through child birth, eyebrow waxing, periods....NOTHING!!!rant


I DEMAND A REFUND!!!explode noway


oh sure, guys have different problems,

they have to shave balls, and wax their azzcracks, and deal with pms'ing spouses who blame them for childbirth, and sometimes watch their wife and daughters synch up their periods...then, their daughters start dating.

drinker

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Sun 05/31/09 12:52 AM
3doors down


devil smokin

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Sun 05/31/09 12:52 AM
Dear diary.......I am available for duct tape bikini waxes for men on the beach at 9:00 am!!!pitchfork

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Sun 05/31/09 12:53 AM

3doors down


devil smokin
Ohhhhhhhhhh fresh meat!!!devil drinker :banana:

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Sun 05/31/09 12:54 AM


Dear diary........why dont guys have to go through this???? They dont have to go through child birth, eyebrow waxing, periods....NOTHING!!!rant


I DEMAND A REFUND!!!explode noway


oh sure, guys have different problems,

they have to shave balls, and wax their azzcracks, and deal with pms'ing spouses who blame them for childbirth, and sometimes watch their wife and daughters synch up their periods...then, their daughters start dating.

drinker

Ohhhhhhhhhhh sons dating is gahhhhhhhhhhhh and gahhhhhhhhhhhh and gahhhhhhhhhhhhhhh who names their daughters Jasmine anyways???noway and why do they want to date my son???rant

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Sun 05/31/09 12:55 AM
I'm crushed.... I miss your TP rolls sad

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Sun 05/31/09 12:57 AM



dear diary......the drug dealer across the street is having a party. His music sucks......I hope the screaming drunken loser people leave soon.


Stop pretending you live on a street. Nobody believes you. You cant afford to live on a street.
Its a street....and the loser is playing crappola rap. At least he could have invited me!!!noway laugh laugh


Shut up, its a field and this 'drug dealer' is a cow. Its not rap you can hear its MOOING.


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Sun 05/31/09 12:57 AM

I'm crushed.... I miss your TP rolls sad
Ohhhhhhhh you belong to the gypsy picture fan club???? Hmmmmm ya Ive been busy with other project but believe you me.......I will have more tp people to come!!!bigsmile drinker

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Sun 05/31/09 12:58 AM



Dear diary........why dont guys have to go through this???? They dont have to go through child birth, eyebrow waxing, periods....NOTHING!!!rant


I DEMAND A REFUND!!!explode noway


oh sure, guys have different problems,

they have to shave balls, and wax their azzcracks, and deal with pms'ing spouses who blame them for childbirth, and sometimes watch their wife and daughters synch up their periods...then, their daughters start dating.

drinker

Ohhhhhhhhhhh sons dating is gahhhhhhhhhhhh and gahhhhhhhhhhhh and gahhhhhhhhhhhhhhh who names their daughters Jasmine anyways???noway and why do they want to date my son???rant


Ah hahahahahaha... boom chaka laka boom boom chaka laka! :banana:

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Sun 05/31/09 12:59 AM
drinker

to more tp poople

drinker

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Sun 05/31/09 12:59 AM
Edited by s1owhand on Sun 05/31/09 01:00 AM
dear diary,

don't tweeze us with tp poople!

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Sun 05/31/09 01:00 AM




dear diary......the drug dealer across the street is having a party. His music sucks......I hope the screaming drunken loser people leave soon.


Stop pretending you live on a street. Nobody believes you. You cant afford to live on a street.
Its a street....and the loser is playing crappola rap. At least he could have invited me!!!noway laugh laugh


Shut up, its a field and this 'drug dealer' is a cow. Its not rap you can hear its MOOING.


I actually think the drug dealer is a tree frog......but noway

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Sun 05/31/09 01:00 AM
Nodoubt

Makes me wonder which pill they will choose. devil

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Sun 05/31/09 01:01 AM

dear diary,

don't tweeze us with tp poople!
<-------Name that tp person!!!laugh laugh laugh

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Sun 05/31/09 01:04 AM
the next time he shows his face here........Im going to put it up!!! Looks just like him!!!rofl rofl rofl

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Sun 05/31/09 01:06 AM
Fkn hell! I thought that actually was him! I just thought he had had a wash!

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Sun 05/31/09 01:07 AM
Will ya make a tp Dan99?


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Sun 05/31/09 01:07 AM

Fkn hell! I thought that actually was him! I just thought he had had a wash!
I AM THE BEST TP ARTIST IN THE WORLD!!!!laugh drinker :banana:

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Sun 05/31/09 01:07 AM

Will ya make a tp Dan99?


i Could but I have to go to the bathroom 45 more times!!! Can you wait till morning???laugh

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