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Ok, my friend ran a Funeral home that his dad started. Jim was very good at talking with people. He lived in the funeral home so he always answered the phone St----’s funeral home. His phone number also was only a few digits off of the local crises hot line. On more then one occasion he would receive a call from someone wanting to commit suicide and would actually talk them out of it. But can you see the look on there face when someone answers St----’s funeral home. That would be funny 
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Ok, my friend ran a Funeral home that his dad started. Jim was very good at talking with people. He lived in the funeral home so he always answered the phone St----’s funeral home. His phone number also was only a few digits off of the local crises hot line. On more then one occasion he would receive a call from someone wanting to commit suicide and would actually talk them out of it. But can you see the look on there face when someone answers St----’s funeral home. Did you see the thing in the paper the other day? Some guy in china wanted to commit suicide and climbed up on a bridge. Well another guy climbed up there and said "hey you're holding up traffic and being impolite to all these people" and pushed the guy off. It's sad but it cracked me up. The guy lived and the other guy went to jail. Thays the same kind of sick humour I have! |
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Ok, my friend ran a Funeral home that his dad started. Jim was very good at talking with people. He lived in the funeral home so he always answered the phone St----’s funeral home. His phone number also was only a few digits off of the local crises hot line. On more then one occasion he would receive a call from someone wanting to commit suicide and would actually talk them out of it. But can you see the look on there face when someone answers St----’s funeral home. Did you see the thing in the paper the other day? Some guy in china wanted to commit suicide and climbed up on a bridge. Well another guy climbed up there and said "hey you're holding up traffic and being impolite to all these people" and pushed the guy off. It's sad but it cracked me up. The guy lived and the other guy went to jail. |
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Ok, my friend ran a Funeral home that his dad started. Jim was very good at talking with people. He lived in the funeral home so he always answered the phone St----’s funeral home. His phone number also was only a few digits off of the local crises hot line. On more then one occasion he would receive a call from someone wanting to commit suicide and would actually talk them out of it. But can you see the look on there face when someone answers St----’s funeral home. Did you see the thing in the paper the other day? Some guy in china wanted to commit suicide and climbed up on a bridge. Well another guy climbed up there and said "hey you're holding up traffic and being impolite to all these people" and pushed the guy off. It's sad but it cracked me up. The guy lived and the other guy went to jail.  your kidding but it does crack me up 
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Are you off tomorrow Tim?
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Ok, my friend ran a Funeral home that his dad started. Jim was very good at talking with people. He lived in the funeral home so he always answered the phone St----’s funeral home. His phone number also was only a few digits off of the local crises hot line. On more then one occasion he would receive a call from someone wanting to commit suicide and would actually talk them out of it. But can you see the look on there face when someone answers St----’s funeral home. Did you see the thing in the paper the other day? Some guy in china wanted to commit suicide and climbed up on a bridge. Well another guy climbed up there and said "hey you're holding up traffic and being impolite to all these people" and pushed the guy off. It's sad but it cracked me up. The guy lived and the other guy went to jail. your kidding but it does crack me up
I kid you not it was in the paper just a couple of days ago,pictures and everything. Your talk of the suicide hot line reminded me of it. |
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i'm home. feet up. glass of wine.
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This world is going nuts!!!!!!
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Are you off tomorrow Tim?  if they dont call me in, remine me to turn my cell phone off
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Hi Carol
Hows it going? |
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Are you off tomorrow Tim? if they dont call me in, remine me to turn my cell phone off
Turn your cell phone off! |
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Hi Carol
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i'm home. feet up. glass of wine. |
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Are you off tomorrow Tim? if they dont call me in, remine me to turn my cell phone off
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brb my guard dog smells something
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Hi Carol
Hows it going? |
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 Carol. Merlot tonight?
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Hi Carol
Hows it going? Oh Dear...so you still don't know ? |
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brb my guard dog smells something
Maybe somebody across the street is bending over tying their shoe
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Hi Tim, Betty Carold Mo
Actually chardonney tonight |
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