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I find it much more gratifyin to be around someone who gets my sarcastic sense of humor. I was married to a man for 10 yrs that never understood it. I constantly had to explain it to him. Reckon that's what I get for marryin a "D*mn Yankee"   Oh heyell no you didn't  Do I need to explain the difference between a Yankee an a D*mn Yankee??
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I find it much more gratifyin to be around someone who gets my sarcastic sense of humor. I was married to a man for 10 yrs that never understood it. I constantly had to explain it to him. Reckon that's what I get for marryin a "D*mn Yankee" Oh heyell no you didn't Do I need to explain the difference between a Yankee an a D*mn Yankee?? -sits in wide eyed wonder with my face in my uprighted hands- do tell ! |
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Difference between Southern Gals and Northern Gals:
Northern gal says "yes, you can!" Southerner says, "Y'all can! Nothing stikes fear in the hear of an southerner like a yankee with a U-Haul. |
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I find it much more gratifyin to be around someone who gets my sarcastic sense of humor. I was married to a man for 10 yrs that never understood it. I constantly had to explain it to him. Reckon that's what I get for marryin a "D*mn Yankee" Oh heyell no you didn't Do I need to explain the difference between a Yankee an a D*mn Yankee?? -sits in wide eyed wonder with my face in my uprighted hands- do tell ! Alrighty then, keep in mind these are only my definitions an just generalizations Yankee-person born an residin with the unfortunateness of bein on the wrong side of the Mason/Dixon line (that would be north of said line) D*mn Yankee-above said person who also has the unforunateness to have no sense of humor
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Difference between Southern Gals and Northern Gals: Northern gal says "yes, you can!" Southerner says, "Y'all can! Nothing stikes fear in the hear of an southerner like a yankee with a U-Haul. Sir, U are a D*mn Yankee 
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