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Topic: The He Man
Aries151 Joined Fri 02/20/09 Posts: 1077	Sat 05/23/09 09:36 AM
I thought it was NO MA'AM?

ReddBeans Joined Sat 10/27/07 Posts: 6930	Sat 05/23/09 09:42 AM
Who the heck didn't wipe their feet on the door mat provided??

YouAndImake1 Joined Mon 04/27/09 Posts: 752	Sat 05/23/09 11:33 AM
Who the heck didn't wipe their feet on the door mat provided?? Is that what that was, a doormat? Hell, I thought it was a doghouse sized carpet for Rex. Oh well, like a man he peed on it so,,, ya want it back?

quiet_2008 Joined Sat 08/30/08 Posts: 11138	Sat 05/23/09 11:38 AM
I'm a man but I can change if I have to I guess

ReddBeans Joined Sat 10/27/07 Posts: 6930	Sat 05/23/09 11:40 AM
Who the heck didn't wipe their feet on the door mat provided?? Is that what that was, a doormat? Hell, I thought it was a doghouse sized carpet for Rex. Oh well, like a man he peed on it so,,, ya want it back? Rex is about to have his nose rapped with the newspaper

Unknow Joined Sat 12/15/07 Posts: 41170	Sat 05/23/09 12:17 PM
ARRRRRRRRRRGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH IS NO PLACE SACRED??????????????

ReddBeans Joined Sat 10/27/07 Posts: 6930	Sat 05/23/09 12:20 PM
ARRRRRRRRRRGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH IS NO PLACE SACRED?????????????? Nope, by the way, wipe ur feet!!

Unknow Joined Sat 12/15/07 Posts: 41170	Sat 05/23/09 12:27 PM Edited by Unknow on Sat 05/23/09 12:27 PM
ARRRRRRRRRRGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH IS NO PLACE SACRED?????????????? Nope, by the way, wipe ur feet!! Yeah, with that cute little top you just bought.... I don't care if I'm the only member of the he-man woman hater's club. I do Solemnly swear to be a he-man and not play with women or talk to them unless I have to. And especially never fall in love, and if I do may I die slowly and painfully and suffer for hours or until I scream bloody murder.

ReddBeans Joined Sat 10/27/07 Posts: 6930	Sat 05/23/09 12:31 PM
ARRRRRRRRRRGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH IS NO PLACE SACRED?????????????? Nope, by the way, wipe ur feet!! Yeah, with that cute little top you just bought.... I don't care if I'm the only member of the he-man woman hater's club. I do Solemnly swear to be a he-man and not play with women or talk to them unless I have to. And especially never fall in love, and if I do may I die slowly and painfully and suffer for hours or until I scream bloody murder. Unlike most women, I prefer tshirts with a good smarta$$ sayin on them. If u wipe ur feet on it, I'm gonna be sure to prance around the house in ur favorite boxers an my best black lacey bra. When u go to grab for me, I'm gonna smack ur hand an say "not tonight, I got a headache"

Unknow Joined Sat 12/15/07 Posts: 41170	Sat 05/23/09 12:38 PM
You women.... You get multiple orgasms and you're not satisfied with that... You have to have the last word. Always.

earthytaurus76 Joined Wed 04/08/09 Posts: 6603	Sat 05/23/09 12:40 PM
I'm just gonna put this industial size box of tampax under the bathroom sink, lay the frilly dollies on the back of the couches, and put the love fern in the window. Sea shells... sea shells gotta go on the back of the toilet.

ReddBeans Joined Sat 10/27/07 Posts: 6930	Sat 05/23/09 12:40 PM
You women.... You get multiple orgasms and you're not satisfied with that... You have to have the last word. Always. Especially us redheaded ones

YouAndImake1 Joined Mon 04/27/09 Posts: 752	Sat 05/23/09 12:57 PM Edited by YouAndImake1 on Sat 05/23/09 12:58 PM
I'm just gonna put this industial size box of tampax under the bathroom sink, lay the frilly dollies on the back of the couches, and put the love fern in the window. Sea shells... sea shells gotta go on the back of the toilet. Hey guys,,, you know how to cure this one? get a bunch of sand, some crawdads and a couple of fish,,, Put them in the tub,,, with the seashells,,, Fill with water...

ReddBeans Joined Sat 10/27/07 Posts: 6930	Sat 05/23/09 12:59 PM
I'm just gonna put this industial size box of tampax under the bathroom sink, lay the frilly dollies on the back of the couches, and put the love fern in the window. Sea shells... sea shells gotta go on the back of the toilet. Hey guys,,, you know how to cure this one? get a bunch of sand, some crawdads and a couple of fish,,, Put them in the tub,,, with the seashells,,, Fill with water... OH YUMMY!!! MUDBUGS fer supper!! I'm fixin up the mudbug boil now!!!

FaithfulOne78 Joined Mon 11/19/07 Posts: 15313	Sat 05/23/09 01:00 PM
Im baacck!! and I've got lots of good smelly stuff to spread around lol

ReddBeans Joined Sat 10/27/07 Posts: 6930	Sat 05/23/09 01:10 PM
Hey!! One of u men make urself useful an start choppin up the cabbage for the slaw while I get the water boilin for the mudbugs!!

YouAndImake1 Joined Mon 04/27/09 Posts: 752	Sat 05/23/09 01:21 PM
How can one thing be so detrimental, yet irresistable at the same time...

ReddBeans Joined Sat 10/27/07 Posts: 6930	Sat 05/23/09 01:25 PM
How can one thing be so detrimental, yet irresistable at the same time... If ya thought the mudbugs was gonna make me scream an run from the room gotta try harder than that Darlin' I'm a country gurl

Unknow Joined Sat 12/15/07 Posts: 41170	Sat 05/23/09 01:26 PM
You women.... You get multiple orgasms and you're not satisfied with that... You have to have the last word. Always. Especially us redheaded ones The only answer is to keep your mouths occupied...

ReddBeans Joined Sat 10/27/07 Posts: 6930	Sat 05/23/09 01:28 PM
You women.... You get multiple orgasms and you're not satisfied with that... You have to have the last word. Always. Especially us redheaded ones The only answer is to keep your mouths occupied... Beware....I bite