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I thought it was NO MA'AM?
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Who the heck didn't wipe their feet on the door mat provided??
 
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Who the heck didn't wipe their feet on the door mat provided?? Is that what that was, a doormat? Hell, I thought it was a doghouse sized carpet for Rex. Oh well, like a man he peed on it so,,, ya want it back? |
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I'm a man
but I can change if I have to I guess |
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Who the heck didn't wipe their feet on the door mat provided?? Is that what that was, a doormat? Hell, I thought it was a doghouse sized carpet for Rex. Oh well, like a man he peed on it so,,, ya want it back? Rex is about to have his nose rapped with the newspaper
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ARRRRRRRRRRGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
IS NO PLACE SACRED?????????????? |
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ARRRRRRRRRRGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH IS NO PLACE SACRED?????????????? Nope, by the way, wipe ur feet!!
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Edited by
Unknow
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Sat 05/23/09 12:27 PM
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ARRRRRRRRRRGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH IS NO PLACE SACRED?????????????? Nope, by the way, wipe ur feet!! Yeah, with that cute little top you just bought....   I don't care if I'm the only member of the he-man woman hater's club.  I do Solemnly swear to be a he-man and not play with women or talk to them unless I have to. And especially never fall in love, and if I do may I die slowly and painfully and suffer for hours or until I scream bloody murder. |
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ARRRRRRRRRRGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH IS NO PLACE SACRED?????????????? Nope, by the way, wipe ur feet!! Yeah, with that cute little top you just bought.... I don't care if I'm the only member of the he-man woman hater's club. I do Solemnly swear to be a he-man and not play with women or talk to them unless I have to. And especially never fall in love, and if I do may I die slowly and painfully and suffer for hours or until I scream bloody murder. Unlike most women, I prefer tshirts with a good smarta$$ sayin on them. If u wipe ur feet on it, I'm gonna be sure to prance around the house in ur favorite boxers an my best black lacey bra. When u go to grab for me, I'm gonna smack ur hand an say "not tonight, I got a headache"
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You women.... You get multiple orgasms and you're not satisfied with that... You have to have the last word. Always.
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I'm just gonna put this industial size box of tampax under the bathroom sink, lay the frilly dollies on the back of the couches, and put the love fern in the window. Sea shells... sea shells gotta go on the back of the toilet. |
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You women.... You get multiple orgasms and you're not satisfied with that... You have to have the last word. Always. Especially us redheaded ones
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Edited by
YouAndImake1
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Sat 05/23/09 12:58 PM
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I'm just gonna put this industial size box of tampax under the bathroom sink, lay the frilly dollies on the back of the couches, and put the love fern in the window. Sea shells... sea shells gotta go on the back of the toilet. Hey guys,,, you know how to cure this one? get a bunch of sand, some crawdads and a couple of fish,,, Put them in the tub,,, with the seashells,,, Fill with water... 
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I'm just gonna put this industial size box of tampax under the bathroom sink, lay the frilly dollies on the back of the couches, and put the love fern in the window. Sea shells... sea shells gotta go on the back of the toilet. Hey guys,,, you know how to cure this one? get a bunch of sand, some crawdads and a couple of fish,,, Put them in the tub,,, with the seashells,,, Fill with water... OH YUMMY!!! MUDBUGS fer supper!! I'm fixin up the mudbug boil now!!!
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Im baacck!! and I've got lots of good smelly stuff to spread around lol
 
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Hey!! One of u men make urself useful an start choppin up the cabbage for the slaw while I get the water boilin for the mudbugs!!
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How can one thing be so detrimental, yet irresistable at the same time...
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How can one thing be so detrimental, yet irresistable at the same time... If ya thought the mudbugs was gonna make me scream an run from the room gotta try harder than that Darlin' I'm a country gurl
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You women.... You get multiple orgasms and you're not satisfied with that... You have to have the last word. Always. Especially us redheaded ones The only answer is to keep your mouths occupied... |
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You women.... You get multiple orgasms and you're not satisfied with that... You have to have the last word. Always. Especially us redheaded ones The only answer is to keep your mouths occupied... Beware....I bite 
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