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Update everybody on your every movement via this thread.
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Just picked my nose
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No
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I just farted
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Wait, wait, wait, okay good it was a fart
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I will not twitter here, there, or anywhere. I will not twitter Sam I Am.
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I just called waterloo a plonker out loud.
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I saw a dog looking at a guy.
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Ooooh an itchy face, just gonna scratch it
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thats better
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I had something in my shoe, so I had to pull it out. It was an accordion.
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I just killed a dog for looking at me
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Wait, wait, wait, okay good it was a fart Was it the kind of fart that you bottle and save a little for later or send to a friend or just a plain steak and potatoes kind of fart? TBRich-you have some of the most funny and entertaining comments on this site.. 
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I just thought about words that end in "i" like Hawaii and taxi and radii and e. coli.
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My mum rang, she just wanted to know how my Boris Yeltsin impression was coming along.
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I'm going to pee now.
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There were three people in a blue car, and none of them was Billie Piper.
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I just thought ya'll need jobs or a hobby
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Just blinked
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Just blinked Again Again.... 
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