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Im taking a big drink of diet coke
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I just farted. It stunk. It's those Blazin Buffalo and Ranch chips!!! 
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I just crossed my legs!!!
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I just farted. It stunk. It's those Blazin Buffalo and Ranch chips!!!
I know. I'm afraid that the next time I go take a dump, it'll be nothing but ashes. |
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Would you believe it?! my phone just rang, i answered it, and at the end of the conversation i hung up. Im gobsmacked!
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Would you believe it?! my phone just rang, i answered it, and at the end of the conversation i hung up. Im gobsmacked! 
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I just ate a rennie
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Would you believe my phone rang, I answered it and still haven't hung up yet??
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I just wondered what day it was......monday? tuesday?
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I just ate a rennie Who??
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I just thought about how Keith is so stoopid for not knowing what Rennie are.
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I just took another drink of diet coke and said "Ahhhhhhhhhhhhhh" while dancing to the locomotion!!
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Just got back from lunch, it was good except for the part where there was no beer
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Edited by
MahanMahan
on
Tue 05/19/09 02:35 PM
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THIS JUST IN:
LATEST BBC POLES INDICATE THAT 9 OUT OF 10 BRITISH HOUSEWIVES PREFER TO BLOW AN ENGLISH HORN THAN TO PERFORM FELLATIO ON THEIR HUSBANDS. 
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I just thought about how Dan is just a cheap, dumbass little Essex boy.
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I just realized that I dont know what a rennie is either!!!
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I just logged onto Mingle and found this thread
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 Okay what IS a rennie??
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Now Im putting on lipgloss....
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THIS JUST IN: LATEST BBC POLES INDICATE THAT 9 OUT OF 10 BRITISH HOUSEWIVES PREFER TO BLOW AN ENGLISH HORN THAN TO PERFORM FELLATIO ON THEIR HUSBANDS.
But 8 out of 10 of them prefer to perform fellatio on other womens husbands |
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