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You can fall off a building, you can fall out a tree, but baby, the best way to fall is in love with me.
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You're like a prize winning fish. I dont know whether to eat you or mount you.
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You're like a prize winning fish. I dont know whether to eat you or mount you. OOOOOOOHHH! I LIKE that one!! 
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Do you mind if I hang out here until its safe back where I farted.
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If you were a booger I'd pick you first.
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What has 142 teeth and holds back the incredible hulk? My zipper.
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You say "I bet you $10 I can kiss you without using my lips." She says, "Bet's on." You kiss her then say, "I lost."
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So far some damn good ones! Keep em coming!
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I had this one sent to me once.....
IVE GOT THE FEVER, FOR YOUR BEAVER.......... 
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Hey baby won't you take a chance,
I left my rubbers in my, other pants. Hey chicks, Let's mix. I have never ever used these. I sware to God, man. |
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