A man is walking through China town looking for a job and a place to stay. He finds this old three story chinese luandry shop with a sign in the window about a job. He goes inside and finds the owner who is a very old wise looking chinese fellow. So he asks about the job and the old man says, "Yes, you can work for me." Then he asks, "Well do you happen to have a place for me to stay also?" "Oh yes" says the old man "On the third floor but one rule, no sex with my daughter or you will suffer the three chinese tortures." So the man agrees and figures how hard can this be his daughters probably ugly anyway but the next day when he meets her he realizes how wrong he was. She turns out to be beautiful and one thing leads to another and he ends up sleeping with her. The next morning he wakes up and finds a 35 pound rock on his chest with a note that reads "chinese torture number one, big rock on chest." So he figures well this isn't that bad and he throws the rock out the window hoping it would land in the dumpster. But right at the moment the rock leaves his hands he sees another note wrote on the window seal that says "chinese torture number two, rock tried to left nut." So instinctively he jumps out the window right after the rock thinking how bad can a three story fall be when you land on a big pile of trash. But as he fell he saw written on the wall "chinese torture number three, right nut tried to bed post."