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Thoughts on this?
Just hours after Alaska Gov. Sarah Palin voiced her support for embattled Miss California Carrie Prejean, Biblical scholars noted that the alliance between the former and present beauty queens is prophesied in the Holy Scriptures. While many observers have called the Palin-Prejean link-up predictable, few suspected that it was in fact predicted in The Book of Revelations. "The unholy alliance between Sarah Palin and Carrie Prejean is explicitly stated in the Book of Revelations as a harbinger of the End of Days," said the reverend Dr. Davis Logsdon, Dean of the University of Minnesota's School of Divinity. "They're right in there, after the Four Horsemen of the Apocalypse." But Dr. Logsdon was quick to point out that the first person to notice the Palin-Prejean reference in the Bible's book of prophecy was actually the sixteenth-century seer Nostradamus, legendary for his predictive powers. According to Dr. Logsdon, in 1555 Nostradamus predicted the alliance between the two right-wing beauties when he wrote, "The slayer of beasts shall meet the barer of breasts." When asked whether the alliance between Gov. Palin and Miss California means that the world is about to end, Dr. Logsdon was unequivocal: "That would be the best-case scenario." |
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"The slayer of beasts shall meet the barer of breasts." ![]() When asked whether the alliance between Gov. Palin and Miss California means that the world is about to end, Dr. Logsdon was unequivocal: "That would be the best-case scenario." ![]() I think I just peed myself. ![]() ![]() ![]() |
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"The slayer of beasts shall meet the barer of breasts."
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This is about as precise as prophesy gets folks!
Better put the top up on the convertible, it's gonna rain! ![]() |
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![]() ![]() ![]() Is it too late to repent? ![]() ![]() |
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It meets the holy trinity of provability. Nostradamus, the bible, and now the internet. IT MUST BE TRUE!!!!!
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I think you have until Thursday at noon Greenwich mean time.
After that there will be a 10% surcharge as well as additional repentance taxes and late fees. |
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I think you have until Thursday at noon Greenwich mean time. After that there will be a 10% surcharge as well as additional repentance taxes and late fees. So does equate to two goats and dog and after Thursday I should throw in an a squirrel or two? |
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![]() Haven't laughed this much in a long time! ![]() |
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Okay surely these are the end days, cats are sleeping with dogs...I posted something Thomas3474 liked!
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And he is the DEAN of the school. Well that answers a lot of questions about some of the really silly stuff posted here.
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