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| Topic: Next week is National Redneck Week. I would... | |
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...like for you to take a few moments next week to pay homage to America's hard working, NASCAR watching men and women whose hearts are as big as their belt buckles. In observvance of NRW, I have put up my car on cinder blocks on my front lawn. I have also bought a twelve pack of Natty Light.
But my real hope is to become acquainted with a big-haired skank who wears her jeans two sizes too small, swears like a longshoreman, smokes regular Marlboros and calls me hon. I would also ask that during next week that you call me Marley Bob. If you have some suggestions for a better NRW, please post them. And if you know of any women who fit the aforementioned description, post a picture. |
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 I'm a good ole boy from Kentucky
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...like for you to take a few moments next week to pay homage to America's hard working, NASCAR watching men and women whose hearts are as big as their belt buckles. In observvance of NRW, I have put up my car on cinder blocks on my front lawn. I have also bought a twelve pack of Natty Light. But my real hope is to become acquainted with a big-haired skank who wears her jeans two sizes too small, swears like a longshoreman, smokes regular Marlboros and calls me hon. I would also ask that during next week that you call me Marley Bob. If you have some suggestions for a better NRW, please post them. And if you know of any women who fit the aforementioned description, post a picture. Make sure to put a "rescued" couch on your porch or deck (AKA pallets stacked up). As for the woman, are you forgetting the perfume that smells like candy or bathroom deoderizer? |
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...like for you to take a few moments next week to pay homage to America's hard working, NASCAR watching men and women whose hearts are as big as their belt buckles. In observvance of NRW, I have put up my car on cinder blocks on my front lawn. I have also bought a twelve pack of Natty Light. But my real hope is to become acquainted with a big-haired skank who wears her jeans two sizes too small, swears like a longshoreman, smokes regular Marlboros and calls me hon. I would also ask that during next week that you call me Marley Bob. If you have some suggestions for a better NRW, please post them. And if you know of any women who fit the aforementioned description, post a picture. Make sure to put a "rescued" couch on your porch or deck (AKA pallets stacked up). As for the woman, are you forgetting the perfume that smells like candy or bathroom deoderizer? There goes 75% of my Mutual Matches 
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i dont know how to post a pic in here
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Edited by
elwoodsully
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Sat 05/16/09 02:24 PM
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National Redneck Week, huh?
I'll have to save up something special for my favourite dumbass redneck and give it to him next time I see him. 
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Edited by
MAKE_ME_GIGGLE
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Sat 05/16/09 02:16 PM
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SULLY... YOU TOOK MY PIC!!! the beer holder LOL
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...like for you to take a few moments next week to pay homage to America's hard working, NASCAR watching men and women whose hearts are as big as their belt buckles. In observvance of NRW, I have put up my car on cinder blocks on my front lawn. I have also bought a twelve pack of Natty Light. But my real hope is to become acquainted with a big-haired skank who wears her jeans two sizes too small, swears like a longshoreman, smokes regular Marlboros and calls me hon. I would also ask that during next week that you call me Marley Bob. If you have some suggestions for a better NRW, please post them. And if you know of any women who fit the aforementioned description, post a picture. Make sure to put a "rescued" couch on your porch or deck (AKA pallets stacked up). As for the woman, are you forgetting the perfume that smells like candy or bathroom deoderizer? I've got just the couch. Is it okay to just put on the lawn? |
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Now you've and done it. I can't make up my mind. |
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 Git R done
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Darlin', It's gonna take me a bit to grow one of those. But, it looks like fun. |
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woo hoo...I'm a redneck woman. I ain't no high class broad....
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woo hoo...I'm a redneck woman. I ain't no high class broad.... You're kind of electric. You drink beer? |
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ima redneck he's a redneck shes a redneck wouldn't ya like to be a redneck too
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bust out your confederate flags, call the civil war northern aggression and hate on blacks and stereotype! wooooo sounds like fun!!!!!!
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bust out your confederate flags, call the civil war northern aggression and hate on blacks and stereotype! wooooo sounds like fun!!!!!! sounds like every other day here |
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woo hoo...I'm a redneck woman. I ain't no high class broad.... You're kind of electric. You drink beer? of course 
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bust out your confederate flags, call the civil war northern aggression and hate on blacks and stereotype! wooooo sounds like fun!!!!!! stereotype is right lol |
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