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Topic: Next week is National Redneck Week. I would...
trsmith22 Joined Sat 08/02/08 Posts: 5959	Sat 05/16/09 07:16 PM
...like for you to take a few moments next week to pay homage to America's hard working, NASCAR watching men and women whose hearts are as big as their belt buckles. In observvance of NRW, I have put up my car on cinder blocks on my front lawn. I have also bought a twelve pack of Natty Light. But my real hope is to become acquainted with a big-haired skank who wears her jeans two sizes too small, swears like a longshoreman, smokes regular Marlboros and calls me hon. I would also ask that during next week that you call me Marley Bob. If you have some suggestions for a better NRW, please post them. And if you know of any women who fit the aforementioned description, post a picture. Marley, How did you know that much about me?

krupa Joined Thu 07/03/08 Posts: 18651	Sat 05/16/09 07:20 PM
Not sure where you are from but, the red neck women out here are some of the finest women on the planet.... Beautiful, intelligent, motivated and don't take no crap from no one..... (I gotta put in a good word...cause if my sister saw this post..she would tie you to a barbed wire fence by your short hairs)

tanyaann Joined Mon 12/03/07 Posts: 32220	Sat 05/16/09 07:23 PM
Not sure where you are from but, the red neck women out here are some of the finest women on the planet.... Beautiful, intelligent, motivated and don't take no crap from no one..... (I gotta put in a good word...cause if my sister saw this post..she would tie you to a barbed wire fence by your short hairs) Short hairs, huh?!?

yellowrose10 Joined Tue 12/11/07 Posts: 52804	Sat 05/16/09 07:23 PM
I actually find the stereotypes amusing

lil_bit Joined Fri 01/25/08 Posts: 1685	Sat 05/16/09 07:33 PM
I am proud to be a Redneck Woman and I can clean up pretty good too!

monkey127z Joined Sat 01/17/09 Posts: 531	Sat 05/16/09 07:37 PM
i was at a biker convention once in the south. they played the national anthem before the wet t-shirt contest... it was a very indigenous experience

yellowrose10 Joined Tue 12/11/07 Posts: 52804	Sat 05/16/09 07:39 PM Edited by yellowrose10 on Sat 05/16/09 07:39 PM
bikers aren't necessarily rednecks and rednecks don't have to be bikers

metalwing Joined Fri 11/14/08 Posts: 26218	Sat 05/16/09 07:39 PM
Yep! The most common last words of a redneck! Watch this!

damnitscloudy Joined Sat 04/07/07 Posts: 11293	Sat 05/16/09 07:42 PM
Redneck women are awesome

lil_bit Joined Fri 01/25/08 Posts: 1685	Sat 05/16/09 07:50 PM
bikers aren't necessarily rednecks and rednecks don't have to be bikers Don't read too much into this yellow...we are having fun!

yellowrose10 Joined Tue 12/11/07 Posts: 52804	Sat 05/16/09 07:54 PM
bikers aren't necessarily rednecks and rednecks don't have to be bikers Don't read too much into this yellow...we are having fun! that's why i was laughing.

monkey127z Joined Sat 01/17/09 Posts: 531	Sat 05/16/09 07:55 PM
yeah - i think yellow is fishing to snap at somebody don't be so sensitive the internet isn't exactly serious business

yellowrose10 Joined Tue 12/11/07 Posts: 52804	Sat 05/16/09 07:57 PM
yeah - i think yellow is fishing to snap at somebody don't be so sensitive the internet isn't exactly serious business you don't know me at all I just said I took it as good fun...hence the

monkey127z Joined Sat 01/17/09 Posts: 531	Sat 05/16/09 08:04 PM Edited by monkey127z on Sat 05/16/09 08:13 PM


Phuque Joined Mon 11/17/08 Posts: 14151	Sat 05/16/09 08:15 PM
yeah - i think yellow is fishing to snap at somebody don't be so sensitive the internet isn't exactly serious business you don't know me at all I just said I took it as good fun...hence the That's OK, Babe...you don't have to clean up being indignant...JUST FREAKIN' KIDDING with my lil sis, yall!

yellowrose10 Joined Tue 12/11/07 Posts: 52804	Sat 05/16/09 08:17 PM
hun...i'm sure you would tell if i'm...ummmm what was that big word ya used there

metalwing Joined Fri 11/14/08 Posts: 26218	Sat 05/16/09 08:18 PM
yeah - i think yellow is fishing to snap at somebody don't be so sensitive the internet isn't exactly serious business you don't know me at all I just said I took it as good fun...hence the That's OK, Babe...you don't have to clean up being indignant...JUST FREAKIN' KIDDING with my lil sis, yall! Go Git'm !!!!!!

Phuque Joined Mon 11/17/08 Posts: 14151	Sat 05/16/09 08:18 PM
hun...i'm sure you would tell if i'm...ummmm what was that big word ya used there Yea...right?

Marley Joined Mon 10/02/06 Posts: 3922	Sat 05/16/09 08:27 PM
Not sure where you are from but, the red neck women out here are some of the finest women on the planet.... Beautiful, intelligent, motivated and don't take no crap from no one..... (I gotta put in a good word...cause if my sister saw this post..she would tie you to a barbed wire fence by your short hairs) Sounds like fun.

Phuque2 Joined Thu 11/20/08 Posts: 4927	Sat 05/16/09 08:31 PM
You might be a redneck...if You list your parole officer as a reference. There are more fish on your wall than pictures. You think a turtleneck is a key ingredient in soup. Your local ambulance has a trailer hitch. You think the French Riviera is a foreign car.