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Topic: women
MirrorMirror Joined Fri 10/26/07 Posts: 89680	Thu 05/14/09 07:21 PM
You have learned your lesson then. Never go to a purse party. You would feel better on a sausage festival. well I do like to play hide the sausage

Jill298 Joined Fri 11/09/07 Posts: 16316	Thu 05/14/09 07:21 PM
Good thing it was not a naughty toy party hahahhahahahahhah there may have been blood shed. LOL Yea! Can you imagine two biotches pullin' on both ends of a double-headed dildo? this is sooo gettin thrown in the naughty room

longhairbiker Joined Tue 09/04/07 Posts: 26589	Thu 05/14/09 07:22 PM
we have the same problem at wallet parties ....it was a toss up between saying that or "This is the most craziest thing I've ever heard". Purse party? Hmmmmmm. Whod have thunk it. Vanity, ego, selfishness, and dead cow fashion all in one place.

Phuque Joined Mon 11/17/08 Posts: 14151	Thu 05/14/09 07:22 PM
Good thing it was not a naughty toy party hahahhahahahahhah there may have been blood shed. LOL Yea! Can you imagine two biotches pullin' on both ends of a double-headed dildo? this is sooo gettin thrown in the naughty room Sowwwwwwy!

Jill298 Joined Fri 11/09/07 Posts: 16316	Thu 05/14/09 07:24 PM
Good thing it was not a naughty toy party hahahhahahahahhah there may have been blood shed. LOL Yea! Can you imagine two biotches pullin' on both ends of a double-headed dildo? this is sooo gettin thrown in the naughty room Sowwwwwwy! I like the naughty room

longhairbiker Joined Tue 09/04/07 Posts: 26589	Thu 05/14/09 07:24 PM
This is seriously funny and reaffirms my happiness of being a hetrosexual male. Damn I'm glad I don't get in "Purse wars".

Atlantis75 Joined Wed 12/03/08 Posts: 8581	Thu 05/14/09 07:25 PM
Good thing it was not a naughty toy party hahahhahahahahhah there may have been blood shed. LOL Yea! Can you imagine two biotches pullin' on both ends of a double-headed dildo? or better....pushing both ends

FearandLoathing Joined Fri 12/28/07 Posts: 30121	Thu 05/14/09 07:25 PM
In a month we are getting our nails done at the boutique, care to join us Jill? You're so becoming a miserable housewife without a husband!

feistybaby Joined Fri 04/25/08 Posts: 2422	Thu 05/14/09 07:25 PM
Good thing it was not a naughty toy party hahahhahahahahhah there may have been blood shed. LOL Yea! Can you imagine two biotches pullin' on both ends of a double-headed dildo? I don't care how long they pull that thing is never gonna squirt~

agbbieannie Joined Thu 02/21/08 Posts: 942	Thu 05/14/09 07:25 PM
hahhahahahhahahaah who would win at the tug of war. LOL

Phuque Joined Mon 11/17/08 Posts: 14151	Thu 05/14/09 07:28 PM
hahhahahahhahahaah who would win at the tug of war. LOL I'd give the biotch a good tug of war for a minute or two...then let go & watch her fall on her ass!

longhairbiker Joined Tue 09/04/07 Posts: 26589	Thu 05/14/09 07:29 PM
can be b!tches I went to a "crescent wrench party" and OMG I was shocked at how these grown women act over some damn crescent wrenches. Imitation crescent wrenches at that! All bickering and snatching from other people. There was literally 100 - 150 crescent wrenches minimum, probably more, to choose from. There was one... just ONE crescent wrench I really liked. This older woman... in her 50's or so would NOT put it down. She was carrying around 5-7 crescent wrenches until SHE chose which one she wanted and no one else was allowed to touch them until she decided. Which really irritated me... How greedy do you have to be? But, I waited. I was polite. And FINALLY she's down to her last 3 she's trying to choose from. And I mentioned I really liked the crescent wrench she was holding and if she didn't want it, I would like to see it. I even asked if I could just LOOK at it and said I would give back. I just wanted to check it out. But she wouldn't let it go. It wasn't until AFTER I said I liked that one, that her 2 friends jumped in with how great that crescent wrench was, and how it would go with everything, and blah blah blah. And sooo... thats the one she decided to get. So from now on, I'll be saving my 70 bucks and go to walmart or pennys, and not have to fight with other catty women No wonder I have more guy friends than women... ....thank god I have a penis.

galendgirl Joined Sun 07/06/08 Posts: 24728	Thu 05/14/09 07:31 PM
Oh yeah...a group of women together can make any other woman ashamed!

Phuque Joined Mon 11/17/08 Posts: 14151	Thu 05/14/09 07:31 PM
Thank gawd I'm a tom-boy!

Phuque2 Joined Thu 11/20/08 Posts: 4927	Thu 05/14/09 07:32 PM
hahhahahahhahahaah who would win at the tug of war. LOL I'd give the biotch a good tug of war for a minute or two...then let go & watch her fall on her ass! Id put my money on you....

longhairbiker Joined Tue 09/04/07 Posts: 26589	Thu 05/14/09 07:33 PM
I've got this all figured out. Men share tools. Women fight over purses.

agbbieannie Joined Thu 02/21/08 Posts: 942	Thu 05/14/09 07:34 PM
I like that idea hold and let go. LOL

agbbieannie Joined Thu 02/21/08 Posts: 942	Thu 05/14/09 07:36 PM
I don't share my tools or purses or men. I am selfish that way

indestructible Joined Tue 05/05/09 Posts: 28	Thu 05/14/09 07:36 PM
...that's hot!!.... I love going into a room full of women, and yelling...."Free Purses"....Cat fights are sexy Almost as hot as yelling to a room full of men: Free P*ssy!

Jules0565 Joined Fri 06/06/08 Posts: 4485	Thu 05/14/09 07:37 PM
lol don't you know that you're supposed to say that "YOU DONT LIKE THAT ONE?" then they'll second guess themselves and put it down!