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I murdered my class' tadpoles today! Well, on accident. I think it was more negligent homicide. I set their habitat outside in the sunshine for a couple of hours. It wasn't a hot day, the high was 70 degrees. I went out to check on them once and thought all the flopping around they were doing was pirouettes of happiness and gratitude for such a lovely outing. I was mistaken. A couple hours later, I went to retrieve them and both were belly-up. I am way scared to tell my students. They are only five years old! MOST traumatic. I'm kinda traumatized myself!
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You're the Charles Manson of tadpoles!!!
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off with your head
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Tell them.. those kind of fish float upside down when they are hibernating
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I murdered my class' tadpoles today! Well, on accident. I think it was more negligent homicide. I set their habitat outside in the sunshine for a couple of hours. It wasn't a hot day, the high was 70 degrees. I went out to check on them once and thought all the flopping around they were doing was pirouettes of happiness and gratitude for such a lovely outing. I was mistaken. A couple hours later, I went to retrieve them and both were belly-up. I am way scared to tell my students. They are only five years old! MOST traumatic. I'm kinda traumatized myself! |
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Killer.
Fish/Pet Store. Probably I dunno.. 200 for 5 bucks.. |
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Edited by
quiet_2008
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Wed 05/13/09 06:27 PM
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just throw some frogs in there and yell "IT'S A MIRACLE!!!"
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just throw some frogs in there and yell "IT'S A MIRACLE!!!" |
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Let's have a BBQ!!!!
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Involuntary Toad Slaughter
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Those who can do,Those who can't teach be seeing you
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let's see your a teacher...Blame it on the janitors. geesh.. then get new ones as a surprise for the class. please pay your bill promptly!
due ...6 lollipops |
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I've murdered as well. Negligent homicide.
I'm guilty of cleaning the bird cage on the balcony and then leaving it out overnight because I got sidetracked.... it snowed... the (two)birds died. |
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I've murdered as well. Negligent homicide. I'm guilty of cleaning the bird cage on the balcony and then leaving it out overnight because I got sidetracked.... it snowed... the (two)birds died. Oh now thats harsh...did PETA show up, lol. |
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hereformore...I actually thought about doing that very thing. I'm not sure pet stores sell tadpoles, i will check...I ordered mine online. I actually got some for my daughters as well, and I planned on pulling a switcheroo using theirs. However, they were quite emphatic in their refusal to part with them!
And quiet, don't think I didn't contemplate the miracle frog routine too! I am further distressed because I had named one of the tadpoles after a guy I'm seeing, and he thinks it's the most romantic thing. Can you imagine the gloomy insight he will read into the death of his tadpole??? |
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I've murdered as well. Negligent homicide. I'm guilty of cleaning the bird cage on the balcony and then leaving it out overnight because I got sidetracked.... it snowed... the (two)birds died. Oh now thats harsh...did PETA show up, lol. No, but the kids seemed to be on VERY good behaviour for a few days afterwards. |
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I've murdered as well. Negligent homicide. I'm guilty of cleaning the bird cage on the balcony and then leaving it out overnight because I got sidetracked.... it snowed... the (two)birds died. Oh now thats harsh...did PETA show up, lol. No, but the kids seemed to be on VERY good behaviour for a few days afterwards. So thats what it takes to get your kids to be good huh? |
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let's see your a teacher...Blame it on the janitors. geesh.. then get new ones as a surprise for the class. please pay your bill promptly! due ...6 lollipops Psh! Try and get it! Just cause my name is Toot Sweet does not mean I have a supplie of lollies around. Well...actually I do. Ok, here ya go: No, but the kids seemed to be on VERY good behaviour for a few days afterwards. Well, mine are acting kinda squirrelly lately too. Maybe I should use this to my advantage! |
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